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And now...
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...ladies and gentlemen...
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...the 43rd
president of the United States...
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...George W. Bush.
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- Axis of Hatred?
- I know.
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Something about it...
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- ... just misses.
- Any other brilliant ideas?
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How about Axis of Weasels?
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Don't get cute, Karl.
This is serious now.
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I think it needs to be stronger.
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Just cut through the noise. Like
Reagan with the "Evil Empire" speech.
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Well, is it too much then to...?
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What about Axis of Evil?
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Axis of Evil?
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Evil? Yeah, I like the ring of that.
That's good.
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Mr. President,
"axis" brings up World War II.
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You can't link Germany and Japan
with Iraq and North Korea.
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No, I... I disagree, Colin.
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Weapons of mass destruction make
these countries more dangerous.
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We gotta begin educating the public
about this war and its implications.
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You have an approval rating
of more than 80 percent now.
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It's just astounding.
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Not since Roosevelt
after Pearl Harbor.
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The American people want revenge.
They liked Afghanistan.
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They want more.
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Mr. President, if I may?
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Given your strong commitment
to democracy...
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...do you think that Iran
should be lumped together...
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...with Iraq and North Korea?
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After all, Iran has
a democratically elected president.
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- As always, Guru, sharp.
- Thank you.
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Iran is not Iraq and Iraq is not Iran.
I know that.
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If we can get one democracy going
in one of these places, Iran, Iraq?
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Reagan was right. It's gonna spread
to all these countries...
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...because people want freedom.
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With this message, we're sending
strong word to reformers in Iran...
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...to turn on these deadbeat
dead-enders...
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...these ayatollah cockamamies.
Iran stays in.
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When you make threats, sir,
you have to back them up.
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You'd be committing us
to planning...
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...three fully operational wars
with three countries.
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No, I'm not saying war.
I'm saying lay down the law.
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But the speech as written
is taking a preemptive posture...
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...against countries,
none of whom declared war on us.
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For 60 years now, this country...
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...has operated under a principle
of containment.
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That's a defense, general,
not an offense.
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How are you gonna contain
100,000 lunatics...
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...running around
with fake passports...
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...from country to country,
looking for nukes, anthrax?
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Containment don't hold water
as far as I'm concerned.
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We're gonna get hit again.
We all know that.
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Unless we go out there,
hit them hard, and we hit them first.
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Well,
containment won us the Cold War.
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Some people might just say that
Reagan won the Cold War, general.
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And it started
with the "Empire of Evil" speech.
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What do you think?
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Oh, Mr. President, you know I don't
do nuance. It's just not my thing.
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I'll keep to the big picture
if you don't mind.
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I do. Brother George?
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Think?
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Well, actually there's about 80,000 of
them, terrorists, in about 80 countries.
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My point exactly.
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And I'm sure you realize, of course,
what complicates things is...
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...it wasn't Iran or Iraq
who attacked us.
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It was Osama bin Laden.
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I know it was bin Laden, George.
You know as well as I do...
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...there's more terrorists out there...
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...than a religious nut
in a cave in Pakistan.
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- Wolfie, you got that look on your face.
- Well, sir, to get back to the point...
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...Iran is the issue here.
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It is the mothership of terrorism.
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Vice?
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Sir, as you know, I don't view
this issue as a matter of choice.
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Since 9/11, there's no going back.
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Well, then...
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- ... we'll go with Axis of Evil.
- Yes, Mr. President.
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And now I'm tired of this sentence.
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All right, before we go,
let's all take a moment.
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You too, turdblossom.
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Do infants enjoy infancy...
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...as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Let's go. Go.
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Why do kamikaze pilots
wear seat belts?
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Because the Japs are crazy.
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That's wrong. And you all suffer.
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Buxenhall,
you worthless piece of horseshit.
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Sing "The Whiffenpoof Song. "
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- I can't hear you.
- Louder.
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Yeah.
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Lovely.
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So...
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- ... enjoying ourselves, I see.
- Yeah.
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Good evening, young fellow
Delta Kappsters in waiting.
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This is pledge week.
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If you make the grade,
you'll become a brother.
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Delta Kappa brothers
are men of honor...
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...decency...
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...and God-given character.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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That, along with our family fortunes, is
why we rule the world. Right, Jimmy?
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Right.
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But...
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...until you are Delta Kappsters...
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...you are all still pieces of garbage.
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You, Buxenhall, quick.
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How many of these brothers
do you know?
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Name every brother in this room.
Now.
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Dieter...
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...Hotchkiss, Austin, Hill, Coors.
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- No good.
- Sanders...
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Seven. Seven out of 40. That's it?
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Maybe you'll remember better
with a drink.
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Yeah!
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And what about you?
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You think you can do any better,
Mister Pussy?
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- Yes, sir.
- Are you ready for your bath?
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I think I can do better.
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Let's hear.
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"Cape Cod" Cartner...
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...Scotty "Scotch and soda"
Sonnenberg...
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...Paul "Putting-on-the-Rich"
Richardson...
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...Jackie "Jambalaya" Jackson...
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...Paul "Poodle" Johnson...
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...Marky "Pit Bull" Phillips,
Ollie "Octopus" Givens...
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...John "Cranky" Olinger...
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...Sammy "Sloppy Seconds" Woods,
Jeremiah "Crusher" Adams...
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...Howie "Gringo" Givens...
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...Adam "Lazy" Greenwood...
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- We have got a working brain here.
- Yeah.
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He may be from Texas...
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...but he's gonna be
one great Delta Kappster.
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Sir, I'm working for that.
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You legacy?
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Yeah, father, grandfather, all the way
back to great, great grandfather.
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Yeah, for any ignoramuses
who don't know...
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...his grandfather Prescott...
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...is our esteemed senator
from Connecticut.
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My father's running for Congress
in Texas.
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Yeah.
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Planning on following
in their footsteps there, Bushie?
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Hell, no. No way in the world
I'd wanna do that.
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Congressman George Bush.
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May I please speak with my son?
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- Daddy's on the phone.
- Hey, tell your mom I said hi.
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- Wait here. I'll be right back.
- Help us out here, Bush.
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- I'll be right back.
- Don't forget about us.
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Hello, Pop. Is that you?
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What's this about?
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What kind of trouble you in now?
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Oh, it's penny ante. I swear, Poppy.
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Hey, we beat Princeton.
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Won the darn championship.
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We were tearing down the goal posts.
I was hanging on the crossbar.
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But they arrested me on account of
me being head cheerleader, I'm sure.
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Hill and Dowling had great games.
I mean, we kicked their butts.
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The only thing better than beating
Princeton, beating Harvard.
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You beat both of them when you won
the championship.
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Went to the first
College World Series.
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The first two college national
championships.
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Forty-seven and '48.
Right after you were born.
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There are still photos of you...
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...and that team up on the walls
of Delta Kappa.
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Tell you, things in this life
you wish you could go back, do over.
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I could field, but I couldn't hit.
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Went 0 for 3 against Cal in the finals.
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How history goes.
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Still, you were on the greatest
Yale baseball team of all time.
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My father
would've kicked the crap out of me...
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...if I ended up
where you are now, Junior.
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They're gonna let me go, Poppy.
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I have to get out of New Jersey
and promise never to come back.
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Which is okey-dokey with me.
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Don't work that way, Junior.
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Not to me, not to this family.
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Now, I'm getting you out of this,
this time.
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I don't wanna get
any more phone calls like this again.
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Ever.
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- You hear me?
- Yes, sir.
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- Where is your grease gun?
- It's up there.
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Quit messing with me.
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- Manuel.
- Get your butt back in here.
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I thought you just wanted me
to go up there just now.
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Shit.
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- What happened?
- I think the bearing stopped.
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- Hey, watch this for me, will you?
- Okay.
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- Watch it.
- Okay.
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Hey, Miguel.
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- Is that too hot?
- Yeah.
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Damn.
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I need some help out here.
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Bush, what you doing off the floor?
Shift's not over till 1800.
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I'm having a drink, sir.
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Get back there.
The motor's overheating.
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I need every swinging dick I got.
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Yeah, I know that.
But, sir, you see, I'm about parched.
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You know, I just need
a couple of minutes here.
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You already had your break. This ain't
some fancy-ass Ivy League school.
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Now, haul that butt of yours
back out to your motor...
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...before something else happens.
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All right. You know, sir...
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- ... I think this butt of mine just quit.
- That the way you want it?
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That's fine with me.
Get your ass off my rig.
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I'll just get the next coach out.
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Thank you.
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Look, how many times
do I gotta tell you? You are my gal.
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I mean, I'm as happy as a rabbit
in a carrot patch with you.
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But you never say the words.
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What words?
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The L word.
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The L word? What, lesbian?
You're no lesbian.
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What future are we gonna have
if you're always joking?
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Come on, Fran, I'm crazy about you.
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Okay?
We're gonna go back to Houston.
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We're gonna have a big church
wedding. All the trimmings. All of it.
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What kind of church?
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I grew up Episcopalian.
I grew up Presbyterian...
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...and then
I turned into Episcopalian.
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Well, I'm a Baptist.
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Episcopalian, Baptist,
what the hell does it matter?
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You're gonna be one of us, a Bush.
How does that sound, sweetheart?
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You mean it? You swear it?
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Look, then we're gonna move
to New York. You ever been there?
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Bright lights, big city.
It's even bigger than Dallas.
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I'm gonna work on Wall Street.
I got an uncle who's gonna set me up.
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Told me, "Just say the word. "
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You gotta picture
a boatload of money.
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We're gonna be on a big boat
with lots of money.
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- New York?
- Yup.
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I never dreamt of that.
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Start dreaming now.
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- George.
- Yeah?
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Are you proposing to me?
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If I had a rock big enough,
I'd give it to you right now.
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Freddie Mac, here we go,
two more shots.
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Oh, I love this song. Come on, honey.
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- Come on. Get on up here, girl.
- What are you doing? You're crazy.
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Come on, baby.
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Yeah.
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Come on, my boy.
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Damn right, brother.
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- See you later, George. Tell Barbara hi.
- Junior.
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- Thanks for coming.
- W.
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Hey, guys.
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Tell him... Tell him that I won't be able
to do that till 3.
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No, that's the soonest I can do it.
247
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And hold my phone calls.
248
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Let's see now. Sit down.
249
00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,500
If I remember correctly, you didn't like
the sporting-goods job...
250
00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,000
...or the oil-rig job.
251
00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:17,300
Working in the investment firm
wasn't for you either.
252
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:20,700
That ranch-hand thing, Arizona.
That sure didn't last long.
253
00:15:20,735 --> 00:15:22,300
Didn't exactly finish up...
254
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,400
...with flying colors
in the Air National Guard, Junior.
255
00:15:25,435 --> 00:15:27,300
We're still not out of that one.
256
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:32,300
Now this gal, Suzie. Shooting off
her mouth about you knocking her up.
257
00:15:32,335 --> 00:15:35,400
- Wait. How did you know about that?
- Word gets around, boy.
258
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:37,700
That's a danged lie, Poppy.
259
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,600
I used a condom. I'm not dumb.
260
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:42,800
What are you cut out for?
261
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:46,500
Partying, chasing tail, driving drunk?
262
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,600
What do you think you are?
A Kennedy?
263
00:15:49,700 --> 00:15:52,600
You're a Bush. Act like one.
264
00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,600
You can't even hold a job.
265
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:56,500
We always worked for our living.
266
00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,400
It's time you joined the rest of us...
267
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,100
...and decided what it is
you're gonna do with your life.
268
00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,800
I know, Poppy.
269
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,900
I'm just having a devil of a time
trying to figure it out.
270
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,400
Well, then figure it out soon, Junior.
271
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,900
Your brother Jeb
graduates Phi Beta Kappa.
272
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,600
What did you get? Cs?
273
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:16,700
You only get one bite at the apple.
274
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,500
Well, Jeb's not me
and I don't wanna be Jeb, Poppy.
275
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,500
Look, what I'd really love...
276
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:28,800
I mean, what I'd really love to do
is to find something in baseball.
277
00:16:28,835 --> 00:16:30,800
What? You can't play.
278
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:36,000
Coach? You're fishing
for the moon in the water.
279
00:16:36,035 --> 00:16:37,300
Something real.
280
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,900
I started out in the oil fields.
I was hoping that...
281
00:16:39,935 --> 00:16:43,000
No, I'll try harder, Poppy, I promise.
282
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,800
No, I can do it.
283
00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,100
Can you? Can you really?
284
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,200
You agreed to work
for a period of time...
285
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:54,300
...and you haven't
kept your word once. Not once.
286
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,000
In our family, the Bush family...
287
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,500
...we honor our commitments.
288
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,200
I'll take care of this...
289
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:07,800
...young woman.
290
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,500
You disappoint me, Junior.
291
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,200
Deeply disappoint me.
292
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,500
Is that it?
293
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,200
Yeah.
294
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,200
Almost three minutes behind, Rafael.
Pick up the pace.
295
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:46,100
My running times are better than ever
since the Afghan invasion.
296
00:17:46,135 --> 00:17:49,100
I'm back down from 7-minute miles
to the 6:45s.
297
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:52,600
I mean, honestly, I'm probably
the fastest president in history.
298
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:55,300
I heard your father
was a pretty good runner too.
299
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,100
Yeah, second fastest, maybe.
300
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,200
He had endurance,
but not my kind of speed.
301
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,600
What about Clinton?
302
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,000
My mother waddles faster
than that lardass.
303
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:06,200
And my pulse is only 35/40.
You need to get in shape, Vice.
304
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:09,800
We need you around.
Three heart attacks is three too many.
305
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,900
Thank you.
306
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,700
Mr. President...
307
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:18,550
...if there was an E. coli breakout
in a produce farm in Maryland...
308
00:18:18,585 --> 00:18:23,000
...would you take the chance of eating
the lettuce in that sandwich?
309
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,400
Why are you bringing this up?
310
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,800
I mean, you know I got tasters
in the kitchen.
311
00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,600
If there was a 1 percent chance
of you dying, sir...
312
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:32,100
...would you eat the lettuce
in that sandwich?
313
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,100
One percent?
314
00:18:35,900 --> 00:18:37,100
No. Probably not.
315
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,900
Most people wouldn't, sir.
316
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,900
And that's the dark side.
317
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:45,500
The 1 percent chance of a nuclear
attack, or an anthrax epidemic...
318
00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:48,300
...or God help us,
a smallpox outbreak.
319
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:53,700
We'd have 200 million Americans
dead on our hands.
320
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,900
Why are you
bringing this up at lunch?
321
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,600
Vice, I mean, you know
I agree with you on this.
322
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:03,000
Because I'm more worried now
than I was on 9/11.
323
00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:06,200
And you know
how disorganized we were.
324
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:09,100
I just wanna know
where you're going with this.
325
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,100
Mr. President...
326
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:17,500
...this is a fulcrum point in history.
Your presidency.
327
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:21,200
The Middle East, 9/11,
homeland security.
328
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:24,200
Everything is coming together
like a perfect storm.
329
00:19:24,235 --> 00:19:26,300
Now, with all due respect, sir...
330
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,500
...I don't think this executive branch
is ready for that.
331
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,900
- Didn't we get the Patriot Act through?
- Doesn't go far enough, sir.
332
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:38,700
All right, Vice, so, what do you want
me to do that I haven't already done?
333
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:42,400
I mean, look, we're on top of the
banks, the telecoms, the databases...
334
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:44,400
...these Internet carriers.
335
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:47,100
We're tracking, what,
a billion phone calls a day?
336
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,565
- We got this Guantanemera open.
- Guantanamo.
337
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,400
Nobody's gonna be hearing
from those people for a long time.
338
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:55,100
Sir, I served your father.
339
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:57,400
And he was an able
and honorable man.
340
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:00,900
And he won the Iraq war.
341
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:06,100
But he, myself and Powell...
342
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,700
...we let that momentum slip away.
343
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:09,800
And if we hadn't...
344
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,800
...we wouldn't be looking down
the barrel of another 9/11.
345
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,800
I told my father the same thing
back then:
346
00:20:14,900 --> 00:20:16,700
"Take the sucker out. "
347
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,900
So, what do you think the odds are
that Saddam's got nukes?
348
00:20:20,935 --> 00:20:25,165
Well, according to our sources,
90 percent.
349
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:28,300
- But even if it was 1 percent...
- You don't have to sell me.
350
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,400
We gotta sell the American people...
351
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,800
...okay, and Colin.
352
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,100
The Commander in Chief
doesn't have to sell anything.
353
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,000
He has constitutionally
unlimited power in wartime.
354
00:20:39,035 --> 00:20:42,800
And you have the capacity
to do anything you see fit.
355
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,000
Okay.
356
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:48,000
What's that thing you got there?
357
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:49,800
This is a sign-off.
358
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:52,300
It authorizes us...
359
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:55,200
...to use "interrogation techniques...
360
00:20:55,235 --> 00:20:58,000
...against unlawful
enemy combatants...
361
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,400
...with maximal
effective persuasion. "
362
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:04,500
Like pulling out their toenails?
363
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,600
No sir.
Enhanced interrogation techniques...
364
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,000
...means utilizing fear scenarios...
365
00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:14,165
...like dogs or isolation...
366
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,800
...or simulated drowning
or sleep deprivation...
367
00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:21,100
...or enforced stress positions,
but nothing fatal.
368
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,400
Kind of reminds me
of my fraternity days.
369
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:29,100
Remember,
we don't use torture in this country.
370
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:30,500
No torture.
371
00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:33,000
But it includes our citizens too.
372
00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:37,400
If they are aiding and abetting
terrorist organizations.
373
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Makes sense.
374
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,500
Still, I can see all these
latte-sipping lefties going nuts again.
375
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,200
The Kyoto bullshit was bad enough.
376
00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:48,500
Now it'll be all the sobbing
over the Geneva Convention.
377
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,700
Let me take a look at it.
378
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:55,000
Only three pages? Good.
379
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,100
The Office of Legal Counsel
is with us on this one.
380
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,900
- I got it, Vice, I'll look at it.
- If we sign this week...
381
00:22:00,935 --> 00:22:03,600
...with Congress in recess,
we're gonna have less nonsense.
382
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:06,000
- I said, I'll look at it.
- Okay.
383
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,200
I'll let you finish your lunch.
384
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:14,800
Oh, Vice...
385
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:18,000
...when we're in meetings
with others...
386
00:22:18,100 --> 00:22:20,000
...I just want you to keep a lid on it.
387
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,000
I thought I was, sir.
388
00:22:22,100 --> 00:22:24,700
No, you heard me.
Just keep your ego in check.
389
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:27,100
You know, because, remember,
I'm the president.
390
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,800
I'm the decider.
391
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:37,000
- I totally agree, sir.
- Okay.
392
00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:16,500
Ninety, 45, 90 is the plan, sir.
Two hundred and twenty-five days.
393
00:23:16,535 --> 00:23:17,700
Ninety for prep.
394
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,800
Moving 150,000 troops into Kuwait...
395
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,500
...building the airfields,
moving equipment.
396
00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:24,800
Then air strikes for 45 days.
397
00:23:24,900 --> 00:23:28,000
- Then 90 days of ground combat.
- A hundred and fifty thousand men?
398
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,900
I mean, I'm not looking
to play small ball here, Tommy.
399
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,900
We put 500,000 pairs of boots
on the ground, Desert Storm.
400
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,600
We planned for any possibility.
401
00:23:35,700 --> 00:23:38,700
I think the Pentagon can wrestle
this thing down to 100,000.
402
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,300
Go light. Like Afghanistan.
403
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,900
Blitz the bejesus out of them
from the air.
404
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,900
Total shock and awe, Mr. President.
405
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,800
Shock and awe. I like it. I like that.
406
00:23:46,900 --> 00:23:48,200
So when can we go?
407
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,600
Well, January,
February, March is best.
408
00:23:50,700 --> 00:23:52,000
What about April, May, June?
409
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,400
No, you can't start a war
in Iraq after March.
410
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:57,200
They got scorchers out there,
burn the hide off a scorpion.
411
00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:59,400
All right.
I can run in that kind of heat.
412
00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:02,500
Not with
a biohazard suit on, you can't, sir.
413
00:24:02,535 --> 00:24:04,500
I like the cut of your jib, Tommy.
414
00:24:04,700 --> 00:24:07,200
I don't mean to rain
on Tommy's parade here, sir.
415
00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:09,900
If you go through with this,
you're gonna be the owner...
416
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,800
...of 26 million Iraqi people
standing around looking at us.
417
00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:16,000
You break it, you own it.
And I can tell you something.
418
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,100
You need to understand.
419
00:24:17,200 --> 00:24:20,000
It's gonna suck the oxygen
right out of everything you do.
420
00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:21,600
It will become your first term.
421
00:24:21,700 --> 00:24:24,800
Your father weighed this when we
weighed the merits of the Gulf War.
422
00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:28,200
Well, that may be so, Colin, but
my dad's fishing at Kennebunkport...
423
00:24:28,235 --> 00:24:30,000
...and Saddam's still
dicking us around.
424
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:31,700
I didn't say we're going yet.
425
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,400
I still think we can use
that 52nd card, you know...
426
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,300
...proof that he's got the WMDs.
427
00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:38,300
You mean the 53rd card,
sir, the joker?
428
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,600
No, that would be you,
Brother George.
429
00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,700
Hey, whoa, fellas.
430
00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:46,300
I think we missed the side road.
431
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,800
Sir, I presume we'll win this war.
432
00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:57,900
Then what?
433
00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,900
What is our exit strategy?
434
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,800
Well, the DOD has already drawn up
initial plans for a post-Hussein era...
435
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:07,600
...which would include the exercise of
democracy and a free-market economy.
436
00:25:07,700 --> 00:25:10,000
Well, I'm glad State's
been consulted.
437
00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:12,900
What type of government is DOD
talking about putting in Iraq?
438
00:25:12,935 --> 00:25:15,300
Come on, Spotty.
Make me proud, girl.
439
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,400
Look, fellas,
in the end it's about freedom.
440
00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:20,500
A free country is a peaceful country.
441
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,700
My dream is to see peace break out
all over the Middle East.
442
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,100
So any kind of government will do.
As long as it's a democracy.
443
00:25:27,135 --> 00:25:28,500
Indeed.
444
00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,500
Yeah, the cars are this way.
445
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,200
Half a mile maybe. Follow me.
446
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,400
Boy, we're not seeing
that guy today.
447
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:49,600
Well, this is a guy
who got hurt in practice...
448
00:25:49,700 --> 00:25:51,700
So just a lot of development there.
449
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,500
He wasn't the starter for the first half
of the season...
450
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,700
...so he's continuing to evolve.
451
00:25:59,200 --> 00:26:01,500
They're at 11,
they need to get to the 25.
452
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:03,900
Randall under pressure,
the ball is loose...
453
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,200
...and Texas has it.
454
00:26:05,300 --> 00:26:07,700
- Yes!
- Will go all the way, touchdown...
455
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:09,200
- Yes!
- ... Longhorns.
456
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,100
Redding knocked it loose...
457
00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:15,200
...and Jackson cashes in.
458
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,300
Hey, give me that, little brother.
459
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,100
That's enough.
460
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:49,800
That's enough.
461
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:56,300
Poppy.
462
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:57,900
We're here.
463
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:01,400
We made it. Yeah.
464
00:27:04,700 --> 00:27:06,100
Come on.
465
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,400
Marvin, go to your room.
466
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:13,400
- Do what your dad says.
- What the hell...
467
00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,200
- ... do you think you're doing?
- What?
468
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,500
He's only 15.
469
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,600
I've had just about enough
of your crap.
470
00:27:20,900 --> 00:27:22,600
You had enough of me?
471
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,300
I'm mighty glad to hear that.
472
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,000
Because I've had enough of you...
473
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,900
...for a lifetime...
474
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
- ... and then some.
- My advice to you, Junior:
475
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,800
Get yourself
to an AA meeting. Get help.
476
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:38,300
Thank you, Mr., what, Perfect,
Mr. War Hero, Mr. God Almighty.
477
00:27:38,335 --> 00:27:40,300
Don't you talk
to your father that way.
478
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,000
I'll talk to him however I want to.
479
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:45,300
When in tarnation is this boy
gonna get out of his own way?
480
00:27:45,335 --> 00:27:47,200
How many chances
do you expect us to give?
481
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:49,000
Can't you talk to me?
482
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:52,400
Well, why do you tell her?
That's it. Let's go.
483
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:54,300
Mano a mano.
484
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:56,700
You and me. Right here. Right now.
485
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,300
- You want an ass-whipping?
- Yeah.
486
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,000
- I'll give it to you.
- Jeb, do something.
487
00:28:01,035 --> 00:28:02,200
Both of you, just stop it.
488
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,400
- Have you lost your minds?
- Try it, old man.
489
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:08,300
- Go ahead. Take a swing.
- Hey, calm down.
490
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:11,600
Don't you realize
he was out celebrating?
491
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:15,000
- He just got into Harvard Business.
- What?
492
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,200
George, why didn't you tell us?
493
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,500
Because I ain't going.
494
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:22,300
Okay? I just wanted to show you all
that I could do it. Get in.
495
00:28:22,335 --> 00:28:24,400
- Love me now?
- Calm down. He'll...
496
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:25,700
He'll change his mind.
497
00:28:25,900 --> 00:28:28,600
I wouldn't count on it,
Jebbie, old boy.
498
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:32,165
- George.
- You scared me half to death.
499
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:36,100
All right, now, he got into Harvard.
Will you give him a little credit?
500
00:28:36,135 --> 00:28:39,300
Of course he got in.
Who do you think pulled the strings?
501
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,900
You did.
502
00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:52,800
That's 20. Stay in.
503
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:58,300
How about that?
504
00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:00,100
Excuse me. Excuse me.
505
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,900
All right. Here we go.
506
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,800
Oh, come on.
507
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,600
My income for the week.
508
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,100
Bush, you're just fleecing us tonight.
509
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:11,200
You're better at poker
than finding oil.
510
00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:14,700
Is it my fault the good Lord
didn't put oil where I been digging?
511
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,100
Don't ask us to invest any more
in your dry well.
512
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,900
Hey, Corn Dog. You remember this.
513
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,100
You invest in me, you'll get
your money back and plenty more.
514
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,100
Better start shaking
that money tree somehow.
515
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,400
Well, the great peanut farmer
and rabbit hunter, Jimmy Carter...
516
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:31,600
...sure ain't helping. Solar panels
on the roof of the White House?
517
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,700
Big government taxes
are back, boys.
518
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,800
Amen to that.
519
00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:38,000
Hope and pray your daddy
can take him out in 1980.
520
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,700
He's gotta get past Reagan first.
521
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,200
Your dad's a true statesman.
522
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,700
He can take out
that Hollywood actor, right, W?
523
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,100
Hey, Jimmy, what if I tell you...
524
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:49,200
...that I'm ready to get
in the family business myself.
525
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,400
You're not talking about oil now?
526
00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,600
No, I ain't.
No, I'm ready to take a shot.
527
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,100
Because a sign has come unto me.
528
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,200
What has come unto you?
529
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:01,400
This July 6th, what notable event
happened right here in West Texas?
530
00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:02,800
You're birthday, wasn't it?
531
00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:04,000
We already celebrated.
532
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,400
Yes, and George Mahon
announced...
533
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,200
...his retirement from Congress
after 44 years.
534
00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:11,100
- That's right.
- What a coincidence.
535
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,200
This, and right on my birthday.
536
00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:16,100
And now that he's gone, boys,
the 19th District...
537
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:19,200
...is in play for a Republican.
538
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,400
And that Republican
is going to be...?
539
00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,700
Yours truly, Skeeter.
540
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,250
Hope you don't forget us little people
when you're in the Capital.
541
00:30:29,285 --> 00:30:32,500
Well, saddle up our horses, boys,
and send George W. to Washington.
542
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,900
- Hey.
- What I like to hear.
543
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,500
Both of them?
That would be Bush City.
544
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,800
Bush City.
545
00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,400
Bushington.
546
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,000
- Thank you.
- All right, you all gotta meet...
547
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,800
...my husband.
This is Don. Don Evans.
548
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,700
How do you do? I'm Don Evans.
549
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,700
Oh, George!
550
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:13,500
Hey, Suzie, how are you?
551
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:14,900
Good to see you. Skeeter.
552
00:31:15,100 --> 00:31:16,600
What's up, Bush? How you doing?
553
00:31:16,700 --> 00:31:19,000
Can I get that beer, Jan?
Thank you, honey.
554
00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:22,300
You give me that laundry right here.
555
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:26,000
I have to borrow him for one...
556
00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:29,300
- Laura.
- Yo, give me a burger, will you?
557
00:31:29,335 --> 00:31:30,700
- You got it.
- Yeah? All right.
558
00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:33,900
Laura, come here.
559
00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:37,200
I'd like for you to meet
George Bush Jr.
560
00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:41,100
- Laura Welch.
- You can call me anything but Junior.
561
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,700
You know, I remember seeing you
in school.
562
00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:49,500
We were in the 7th grade together
at San Jacinto Junior High.
563
00:31:49,535 --> 00:31:51,300
San Jacinto, yeah.
564
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,400
Year after I moved to Houston.
565
00:31:53,500 --> 00:31:56,800
I don't know how I could have missed
seeing someone as pretty as you are.
566
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:59,400
- Because I wasn't a cheerleader.
- That could be it.
567
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:02,100
I've only been trying to get you two
to meet for years.
568
00:32:02,135 --> 00:32:04,700
Joe, can you put some more burgers
on the barbecue?
569
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,900
- Dang.
- Two with cheese. I'll get the drinks.
570
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,500
I gotta go give him a hand.
571
00:32:08,700 --> 00:32:11,400
George, got your clean laundry
ready for you on the way out.
572
00:32:11,500 --> 00:32:14,800
Thanks, hon.
And thanks for saying it out loud.
573
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,600
So, what do you do, Laura?
574
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,200
I read, I smoke, I admire.
575
00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:28,800
When you do admire,
you admire what?
576
00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:31,300
People who write, who read.
I'm a librarian.
577
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,200
Actually, I'm reading something
right now.
578
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:38,900
Yeah, a very engaging book.
579
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,200
Oh, what is it?
580
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:43,000
Barry Goldwater's
Conscience of a Conservative.
581
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,100
- Jan.
- Don't tell me.
582
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:49,600
I worked on Gene McCarthy's
campaign. And voted for LBJ.
583
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,400
Oh, no. No.
584
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,700
Well, looks like we're hitting it off
like grease hits the skillet.
585
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,400
Well, I don't think politics
should define a human being.
586
00:32:57,500 --> 00:32:59,900
There's more to people
than just how they vote.
587
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000
I like that. I like that.
You're open-minded.
588
00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:04,600
Yeah, much more so than me,
I have to say.
589
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:09,400
Well, I just think it's important to see
all sides of a situation.
590
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:14,700
I read in the paper
that you're running for Congress.
591
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:15,700
Yes, ma'am, I am.
592
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,200
I don't believe in forcing myself
on people.
593
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:21,700
So that's why I'm just gonna ask
for your phone number, not your vote.
594
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:24,500
Oh, well,
I couldn't vote for you, anyway.
595
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,500
I live in Austin.
596
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,300
Not that I wouldn't consider it.
597
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,300
Well, thank you for that.
598
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,800
- But if you win...
- Yeah?
599
00:33:34,900 --> 00:33:37,500
...please do something for education.
600
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,000
I was a teacher.
I believe that's the thing...
601
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:42,300
...that can make a difference
in people's lives.
602
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:46,500
Well, I'll tell you what. If I win,
you can be my education advisor.
603
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:48,700
- Yeah, right.
- No, no, no. I'm serious.
604
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:51,400
I like the way you think, you know?
605
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:53,700
And look.
606
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
You're a devil.
607
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:02,300
Devil in a white hat.
608
00:34:06,900 --> 00:34:08,600
My daddy and granddaddy
were farmers.
609
00:34:08,700 --> 00:34:11,200
They didn't have anything to do
with this mess we're in.
610
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:14,600
Bush's daddy and granddaddy have
been in politics his whole life.
611
00:34:14,700 --> 00:34:16,900
They don't know what
people's suffering is about.
612
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,800
George Bush here
hasn't earned the living he enjoys.
613
00:34:19,900 --> 00:34:22,200
I stand on my own two feet,
make my own living.
614
00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,400
When it comes to the integrity
of my father...
615
00:34:24,500 --> 00:34:26,100
...what mess are you talking about?
616
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,600
Washington is the way it is...
617
00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:30,400
...because of the Yale and Harvard
fellas running the place.
618
00:34:31,700 --> 00:34:34,000
I went to Texas Tech,
you went to Yale.
619
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:36,400
I went to UT Law,
you went to Harvard.
620
00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,900
I've spent half my life in Midland.
I know the problems of the people here.
621
00:34:39,935 --> 00:34:41,600
Yeah, maybe at the country club.
622
00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:44,000
You're still an outsider
as far as we're concerned.
623
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:45,400
Mr. Hance will be nothing...
624
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,000
...but a tax-and-spend errand boy
for the Democrats...
625
00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,300
And he's really a carpetbagger
from Connecticut.
626
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:52,900
- That's below the belt, even for you.
- It's God's truth.
627
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,565
Carpetbagger? This is my home. I've
been here in Midland since I was 2.
628
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:00,800
You're still an Easterner as far as we're
concerned. East don't mix with Texas.
629
00:35:00,835 --> 00:35:01,900
My fellow Christians...
630
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,665
My fellow Christians
everywhere from Odessa to Lubbock...
631
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:07,800
...last week, Mr. Bush here used
some of his vast sums of money...
632
00:35:07,900 --> 00:35:11,200
...to throw a beer bash
for underage students at Texas Tech.
633
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,300
A Bush Bash.
634
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,700
He's trying to get students
to vote for him...
635
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:18,000
...by offering free alcohol to them.
Bribing them with booze.
636
00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:20,300
Well, you've had a beer or two
in your lifetime.
637
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,400
Hell, yeah, but I'm not drinking
with kids.
638
00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,500
That may be the cool thing
to do at Yale...
639
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,900
...but not here in good
Christian country.
640
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,200
He just kept hammering away at me,
you know?
641
00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:32,900
The same lame stuff, tarring and
feathering me about my father.
642
00:35:32,935 --> 00:35:35,400
My father. What am I supposed to do?
Run as Sam Smith?
643
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:40,100
Your family name has its advantages
and its disadvantages, W.
644
00:35:40,135 --> 00:35:42,400
Now, I'd still be with you
if you were Sam Smith.
645
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:45,200
There's gotta be intelligent people
that can see through him.
646
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:48,100
They should,
but he was so busy attacking you.
647
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,900
I got in some licks before he threw
the dirty tricks there at the end. Right?
648
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,500
- Well...
- What, you don't agree?
649
00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:01,600
Your mother told me never to criticize
a politician's speech.
650
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,700
Honey, look, I got a thick hide.
651
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,400
You can tell me the truth.
652
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,100
Come on.
653
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,100
What, it was all bad?
654
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:15,100
It wasn't good.
655
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,600
Why did you do that?
656
00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:30,500
That was crazy.
657
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:32,400
I told you I can take criticism.
658
00:36:32,500 --> 00:36:35,300
- You see, I'm already over it.
- The car isn't.
659
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,100
Do not ask me for my opinion
on your speeches again.
660
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,400
Honey, look, I'm gonna be asking you
for a long, long time.
661
00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:45,300
Not while we're driving then, please.
662
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,000
I never dated a woman quite like you,
you know that?
663
00:36:48,100 --> 00:36:49,700
Hey, I think...
664
00:36:49,900 --> 00:36:51,600
I think you are the gal for me.
665
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,300
Look, you're one of
the greatest listeners I've ever met.
666
00:36:54,500 --> 00:36:57,700
And since I'm one of the biggest
talkers, it seems like a genuine fit.
667
00:36:57,735 --> 00:36:59,200
What do you think, huh?
668
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,500
- It kind of does.
- Only kind of?
669
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:12,000
- More than kind of.
- Yeah.
670
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,100
The polls have now closed and
it looks like Democrat Kent Hance...
671
00:37:19,135 --> 00:37:22,100
...has defeated Republican candidate
George W. Bush...
672
00:37:22,300 --> 00:37:25,165
...in the race for
the 19th Congressional District.
673
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:30,100
And while Bush garnered
a respectable 47,497 votes...
674
00:37:30,135 --> 00:37:34,400
...Hance swept into the lead
with 53,97...
675
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,200
Well, look at it this way.
676
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:43,800
You came closer than any Republican
ever has in this district.
677
00:37:43,835 --> 00:37:46,000
First is first and second is nothing.
678
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:48,100
At least we won here in Midland.
679
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,100
The people who know you best
voted for you.
680
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:54,200
I should've stuck it right back up
his butt. That's what I should've done.
681
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,600
Geo, you wanted to play fair.
682
00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:59,100
You didn't wanna get in the gutter.
Even though you lost...
683
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:04,300
- ... you can hold your head up.
- Laura, politics is not a library.
684
00:38:04,335 --> 00:38:06,800
It's a kick-ass, skull-crushing war,
and I lost.
685
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:09,300
- You'll get him next time.
- If there is a next time.
686
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,200
- George.
- Look, I'll tell you one thing.
687
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:15,000
There's no way I will ever be
out-Texaned or out-Christianed again.
688
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,000
How's it going, word guys?
You gotta get cracking...
689
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,400
...on my foreign-policy speech
tomorrow. I need the draft by tonight.
690
00:39:01,435 --> 00:39:04,600
You'll get it. We just have to get
our guy at the NSC to sign off on it.
691
00:39:04,700 --> 00:39:08,265
All right. You get your guys,
you get Tenet, then I decide.
692
00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:12,300
I'm going to bed after Sports Cap, so
I want it in my room by 8 p. m., latest.
693
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,400
- No excuses now.
- Yes, Mr. President.
694
00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:16,100
Come on, sit down, get writing.
695
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,500
You think we can get this stuff in?
696
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:22,000
If we can't,
we can always leak it to the Times.
697
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:24,000
All right. Let me get our guy
on the horn.
698
00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:29,500
Just to be safe, I wouldn't say 500,
I would say up to 500 metric tons.
699
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,200
- Continue.
- "Some ask why Iraq...
700
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:34,300
...is different from countries
that also have terrible weapons.
701
00:39:34,335 --> 00:39:36,300
While there are many dangers
in this world...
702
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,200
...the threat from Iraq stands alone. "
703
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:41,700
I'll have to have this approved by
the agency. Let me fax it to Langley.
704
00:39:41,735 --> 00:39:43,200
I'll get in touch with Tenet.
705
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:44,600
Okay.
706
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,365
George, it only takes
about 10 tons of yellow cake...
707
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,100
...to produce enough uranium
for a single nuclear weapon.
708
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,900
Hank, I have already
gone over this...
709
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,300
...with the vice president's office
and DOD.
710
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,800
This information comes from a single
foreign source.
711
00:39:58,900 --> 00:40:00,700
It has not been confirmed.
712
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,400
Besides, Hank...
713
00:40:02,500 --> 00:40:05,400
...it's not solid enough
to be out front with. Take it out.
714
00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:07,000
You're sure?
715
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:08,800
I just can't go with it.
716
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:14,900
Get me Mike again.
717
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:18,300
- Yeah?
- You have to take out the red meat...
718
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,600
...but leave all the spice you can.
719
00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,300
Okay, thanks.
720
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,465
Slight change of plans. It's out.
721
00:40:25,500 --> 00:40:28,400
We got a lot of work to do
before Sports Cap.
722
00:40:31,300 --> 00:40:34,500
So, Karl, how long is this
History Channel thing gonna take?
723
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:38,000
- Card scheduled it for 45 minutes.
- Come on, Spotty, this one's for you.
724
00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:43,000
God. Spotty's getting old.
725
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,900
She needs a seeing-eye dog
for herself.
726
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,100
You know,
once she was a great athlete.
727
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,900
You should have seen her.
She was like the DiMaggio of dogs.
728
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,800
- So you remember your lead?
- Yup.
729
00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:55,000
Ronald Reagan believed that
everything happened for a reason...
730
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:57,900
...and that we should strive to know
and do the will of God.
731
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,500
Looks like your balls have been put
through the wringer, Ari. What's up?
732
00:41:03,535 --> 00:41:04,600
- Helen Thomas.
- Barney...
733
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,300
...how many times do I gotta tell you?
Stay back.
734
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,600
- And what else did I write down?
- Berlin Wall.
735
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:10,800
Right. Cold War.
736
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,900
Reagan didn't say,
"Mr. Gorbachev...
737
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,900
...will you take down the top
three bricks off the Berlin Wall?"
738
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,900
He said, "Tear it down. Tear it
all down. " And so they did.
739
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:22,000
- Good boy, Barney.
- Memory's still the greatest, sir.
740
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:25,100
You know, I'm a lot more like him
than my father.
741
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:28,400
And the world has to know clearly
where America stands.
742
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:29,900
Yeah.
743
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,900
What's that old battle-ax,
Helen Thomas, ragging on about now?
744
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,100
Did she say anything about,
you know, Iraq?
745
00:41:38,300 --> 00:41:40,400
She was talking about
secret plans...
746
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:43,300
...for regime change there.
You know the rap:
747
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,900
"What makes Saddam
different from any other dictator?
748
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,100
What right do we have
to go to war with Iraq?"
749
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,800
Did you tell her I don't like mudsuckers
who gas their own people?
750
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:55,500
Did you tell her I don't like assholes
that try to kill my father?
751
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,800
Did you tell her that I'm gonna kick
his sorry ass all over the Mideast?
752
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,300
Well, I told her about half of that.
753
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,100
Only half?
754
00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,800
Here's to turning 40
and looking 30.
755
00:42:18,900 --> 00:42:21,600
Nothing old about you
except a few of your jokes.
756
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,200
I think my jokes are funny.
757
00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:30,000
To the best thing that ever came out
of a Texas backyard barbecue.
758
00:42:30,035 --> 00:42:32,400
May all yours and Laura's dreams
come true.
759
00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:35,500
- Each and every one of them.
- It's baseball, you know.
760
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,900
I think Bushie wants to be
baseball commissioner.
761
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,900
- Why not? I love baseball.
- After all the times I've gone...
762
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:42,600
...I just never could get into it!
763
00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:44,800
You know who I grew up dreaming
to be, Spider?
764
00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:46,900
- Who?
- Willie "The Say Hey Kid" Mays.
765
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,300
He was the greatest ever.
766
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,800
The problem is you couldn't hit
the curve ball, and you're white.
767
00:42:51,900 --> 00:42:54,300
That's right, I am white. I'm white.
768
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:57,400
- Phone call for you, Mr. Bush.
- Whoa, Buddy Holly.
769
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,700
- Who is it?
- The vice president, sir.
770
00:43:03,100 --> 00:43:06,650
All right. All right, I'll get that
and it's time to get serious.
771
00:43:06,685 --> 00:43:10,200
I'll see you in a while.
All right, I'll tell him you said hello.
772
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:12,600
You guys, I'll be right back.
773
00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:17,400
Poppy.
774
00:43:17,700 --> 00:43:20,100
I just wanted to wish you
a happy birthday, son.
775
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,500
- Oh, thank you.
- Hope you're enjoying yourself.
776
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,700
Oh, I am, very much so.
Thank you, sir.
777
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,700
How's Laura?
778
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:28,400
Sweet as ever.
779
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:30,900
- And the girls?
- They're back home in Midland.
780
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,300
We were just hoping
to get some alone time.
781
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,400
A good thing.
782
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,700
Your mother and I, we rarely get that.
783
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,500
You know, I'm gearing up to run in '88.
784
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,800
Yes, sir.
I think that's great.
785
00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:45,000
Your brother Jeb can't get away
from Florida.
786
00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:48,000
How'd you like to lend a hand?
787
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,200
In what way?
788
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:54,900
Would you be willing
to come to Washington?
789
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,200
Help me run my campaign?
790
00:44:05,300 --> 00:44:07,000
Yes or no?
791
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,300
We'll do the... We'll do the river.
792
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,700
So, what did he have to say?
793
00:44:12,100 --> 00:44:13,400
Well...
794
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:15,200
...looks like we're moving to D.C.
795
00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,300
All right.
796
00:44:18,500 --> 00:44:20,700
- Hey, all right.
- Yeah.
797
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:26,800
All right.
798
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,900
Come on now.
799
00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:58,900
Good morning.
800
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:04,300
Well, Jan beat me 6 to 1. I'm never
gonna be any good at that game.
801
00:45:04,335 --> 00:45:08,200
I think it's because I drank
almost as much as you last night.
802
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,700
You all right there?
803
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,400
Oh, I can't go on like this.
804
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:14,600
- I'm through.
- Through what?
805
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:15,700
Drinking.
806
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,700
Well, everyone knows you're trying.
807
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,400
Why don't you take today off?
808
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,700
Stay in bed.
809
00:45:21,900 --> 00:45:24,400
No. I gotta do my miles.
810
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:26,600
My three miles.
811
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:30,100
I'll suck it up.
812
00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:34,700
You know, George, Washington
is gonna be a big change for us.
813
00:45:34,735 --> 00:45:36,500
For the girls.
814
00:45:38,100 --> 00:45:40,900
Your father is running for president.
815
00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:44,750
I think it's so nice of him
to show such confidence in you.
816
00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:48,200
You could not have asked for
a better birthday present.
817
00:45:48,300 --> 00:45:50,900
Confidence? He only called me
because Jeb wasn't available.
818
00:45:50,935 --> 00:45:52,500
The point is, he asked you.
819
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:57,500
He wants you. Bushie, why do you
do this to yourself? Why?
820
00:46:01,100 --> 00:46:02,300
You gonna throw up?
821
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:05,900
Three miles.
822
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:25,700
You are my God and savior.
823
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:28,400
I always trust thee.
824
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,700
- In Jesus' name, Amen.
- Amen.
825
00:47:31,735 --> 00:47:33,800
Amen.
826
00:47:33,900 --> 00:47:36,200
We'll see you all next week.
827
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:38,800
- God bless you.
- Thank you.
828
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,600
You hit a dry well,
you keep on drilling.
829
00:47:46,700 --> 00:47:48,200
Oh, yeah. Thank you.
830
00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:51,200
- Thank you very much, sir.
- Bye-bye.
831
00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:01,000
Earle.
832
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,000
There's always this weight on me.
833
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:05,700
This heaviness.
834
00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:09,300
And no matter how many times
I come here or go to church...
835
00:48:09,335 --> 00:48:11,700
...that weight just won't lift.
836
00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:17,000
W...
837
00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:21,700
...the Christian life
is not a constant high.
838
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,165
I got my moments
of deep discontentment.
839
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,800
And I got to go to God, just like you,
and say, "God, please help me. "
840
00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:31,200
But all I am is name.
841
00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:33,700
People say that
I was born with a silver spoon...
842
00:48:33,900 --> 00:48:36,100
...but they don't know
the burden it carries.
843
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,800
I believe you, W.
844
00:48:37,900 --> 00:48:40,600
And that's all right.
You know, that's okay.
845
00:48:41,100 --> 00:48:42,500
Now, look.
846
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:47,300
Look what you have achieved.
847
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:50,500
It's been, what, almost six months
that you haven't touched a drink.
848
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:51,600
Yes, sir.
849
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:54,400
Well, the good Lord sees that,
and he's proud of you.
850
00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:56,400
We're all proud of you.
851
00:48:56,700 --> 00:49:00,800
The worst thing you could
ever say in your life are the words:
852
00:49:00,835 --> 00:49:05,400
"If only I could live it over again. " No.
853
00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:08,600
Born again, W, that's what you are.
854
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:13,200
God has spoken to you.
We've all sinned, Lord knows.
855
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,400
But it's what you
have learned that matters.
856
00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,200
- You hear me, George?
- Yes, sir.
857
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:20,900
I do. I hear you, Reverend,
I really do.
858
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,900
For God so loved the world...
859
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,200
...that he gave his only begotten son...
860
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,700
...that whosoever believeth in him...
861
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:31,800
...shall not perish
but shall have everlasting life.
862
00:49:31,835 --> 00:49:34,000
John 3:16.
863
00:49:34,500 --> 00:49:38,200
Now take the baton. Reach out.
864
00:49:38,235 --> 00:49:39,500
And beginning today...
865
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,800
...I want you to treat
everybody you meet...
866
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,500
...your friends, your enemies,
everybody...
867
00:49:44,535 --> 00:49:47,000
...like they were gonna
be dead at midnight.
868
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,500
Yes, sir.
869
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:52,800
You give that person
all the love that's in you, son...
870
00:49:52,835 --> 00:49:54,900
...and do it without
any thought of reward...
871
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,600
...and your life, I promise you...
872
00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:58,600
...will never be the same again.
873
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,600
You stay with it, W,
because I can tell you...
874
00:50:06,700 --> 00:50:11,100
...straight as A meets up and
mates with B, you are one of us now.
875
00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:15,900
And you will never be alone now
that you're one of us, okay? Yeah?
876
00:50:15,935 --> 00:50:21,500
From all walks of life,
we are a country of wounded sinners.
877
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:23,700
A nation, a Christian nation.
878
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:27,400
There are millions of us born again.
879
00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:33,400
Can I ask you, Earle, to pray with me?
880
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,100
It would be my pride and joy
to pray with you, son.
881
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:37,700
Thank you, sir.
882
00:50:43,900 --> 00:50:45,000
Heavenly Father...
883
00:50:46,100 --> 00:50:49,900
...we humbly thank you
for giving our servant, George...
884
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:52,600
...the wisdom, the strength
and the understanding...
885
00:50:52,635 --> 00:50:54,900
...to know the power of your ways.
886
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:58,700
And may he always see the light
even in his darkest days.
887
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,300
In Jesus' holy name, Amen.
888
00:51:02,335 --> 00:51:03,900
Amen.
889
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:07,200
A set-up job.
890
00:51:07,300 --> 00:51:11,900
Look, I'm a devout Christian.
Been one all my life.
891
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:14,500
No need for me to say
I've been reborn.
892
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,800
No, we're not looking to put words
in your mouth, sir, far from it.
893
00:51:17,900 --> 00:51:20,400
Only to help you
be understood by our community...
894
00:51:20,500 --> 00:51:22,800
...who do not understand you at all.
895
00:51:22,835 --> 00:51:25,100
If you say no it's gonna cost you votes.
896
00:51:25,300 --> 00:51:28,000
And Karl knows his stuff,
and these men want you to win.
897
00:51:28,035 --> 00:51:32,600
It's just a matter of coding, Poppy.
I mean...
898
00:51:32,900 --> 00:51:35,400
It's all right, Genius Boy.
Sometimes he thinks he's me.
899
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:36,800
Go on, Karl.
900
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:42,100
Well, it's rephrasing things
so that you connect to the base.
901
00:51:42,135 --> 00:51:44,100
I can show you this metric data,
if you like.
902
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,800
Fellas, I appreciate your support.
903
00:51:46,900 --> 00:51:48,400
Obviously need it.
904
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,100
Trying to learn the lingo, but...
905
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,400
Still an old-school Episcopalian
you're looking at.
906
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:58,900
Junior here, I mean W,
is the real born again.
907
00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:03,265
All right, gentlemen.
Thank you. Thanks a bunch.
908
00:52:03,300 --> 00:52:06,100
- Thank you, Mr. Vice President.
- Thank you very much, sir.
909
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,100
- Thank you.
- Thank you, John.
910
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:19,700
They all act like businessmen. They're
screamers and temple burners.
911
00:52:19,735 --> 00:52:23,700
Come on. They're all protégés
of Billy Graham, and from Texas.
912
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,300
Look, this is a bigtime change
going on out there.
913
00:52:26,335 --> 00:52:27,900
People are hungering for faith.
914
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:31,000
Your mother said you're really reborn.
915
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,900
Well, as long as you stop drinking,
you can call it what you want.
916
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000
I'm not comfortable with this stuff.
917
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:40,100
Inauthentic.
Nixon did stuff like that.
918
00:52:40,300 --> 00:52:42,700
I'm trusting you to vet everything.
919
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,900
I'm just looking for every edge, Poppy.
920
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,200
Check this spot out.
921
00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,600
Bush and Dukakis on crime.
922
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,600
Bush supports the death penalty
for first-degree murderers.
923
00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:58,000
Dukakis not only opposes
the death penalty...
924
00:52:58,100 --> 00:53:01,800
...he allowed first-degree murderers
to have weekend passes from prison.
925
00:53:01,835 --> 00:53:04,400
One was Willie Horton,
who murdered a boy in a robbery...
926
00:53:04,500 --> 00:53:06,000
...stabbing him 19 times.
927
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:07,800
Despite a life sentence...
928
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,700
...Horton received
10 weekend passes from prison.
929
00:53:10,735 --> 00:53:12,900
Horton fled,
kidnapped a young couple...
930
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,400
...stabbing the man
and raping his girlfriend.
931
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:19,000
Weekend prison passes,
Dukakis on crime...
932
00:53:19,100 --> 00:53:21,700
This guy Willie Horton
is gonna be a household name.
933
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:23,700
This and Dukakis
in that silly helmet...
934
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,700
...sitting in the tank are gonna
put you over this time, Poppy.
935
00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:30,400
Strong stuff. Naughty.
936
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:32,800
But you can't run
this through the campaign.
937
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:35,200
You've got to use another pipeline.
938
00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:37,200
I'm ahead of you, Poppy,
don't you worry.
939
00:53:37,300 --> 00:53:39,500
We outsourced it to
the National Security PAC.
940
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:41,700
Roger Ailes and his group,
they funded it.
941
00:53:42,900 --> 00:53:45,800
Well, that's good work, son.
Really good.
942
00:53:47,200 --> 00:53:49,000
Earning your spurs now.
943
00:53:49,100 --> 00:53:50,200
Thank you, sir.
944
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:58,900
Here is Tom Brokaw, NBC News.
945
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,100
Good evening,
and Vice President George Bush...
946
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,500
...who's been in government housing
for 8 years...
947
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:05,500
...will continue
to live in government...
948
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,500
George Bush is
president-elect of the United States.
949
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,400
We should send
Willie Horton a fruit basket.
950
00:54:22,500 --> 00:54:24,300
That's a good idea.
951
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:28,600
You look down. What is it?
952
00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:32,100
- Congratulations.
- Well, I'm just tired.
953
00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:37,500
Just wondering what's
gonna happen now, Karl.
954
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,400
What do you mean?
955
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,165
My father's not gonna give me
a position, because he can't.
956
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:49,600
And I'm not gonna sit around,
become a lobbyist. That's for sure.
957
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:51,800
George...
958
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:59,665
I've been a lifelong student
of political horseflesh.
959
00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:05,900
From what I see, you've got
a natural talent. Got the people touch.
960
00:55:05,935 --> 00:55:09,900
But you need to go
out in the world, do something.
961
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:15,300
I don't know how else to say it,
but you haven't done jack shit yet.
962
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:20,500
George.
963
00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:23,700
George, come on to bed.
964
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:27,400
Rove hit me
with a 2-by-4 of truth tonight.
965
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,100
Yeah, what was that?
966
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,700
That I'll never get out
of Poppy's shadow.
967
00:55:31,900 --> 00:55:34,700
They'll all keep saying,
"What's the boy ever done?"
968
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,300
I mean, who ever remembers
the son of a president?
969
00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:41,100
John Quincy Adams.
970
00:55:42,300 --> 00:55:45,200
Yeah, but that was like
300 years ago, wasn't it?
971
00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:47,800
You know what? I wish he'd lost.
972
00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:49,800
What?
973
00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,600
- How can you say that?
- I don't know.
974
00:55:52,700 --> 00:55:56,000
- I got crazy, mixed feelings about it.
- What are you talking about?
975
00:55:56,100 --> 00:55:59,600
You helped him win the presidency.
You gained his respect.
976
00:55:59,635 --> 00:56:02,300
No matter what I do,
it's just never gonna be enough.
977
00:56:02,500 --> 00:56:04,200
Okay? Never.
978
00:56:07,200 --> 00:56:09,100
What's the bottom line, George?
979
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:10,500
That Baghdad has...
980
00:56:10,700 --> 00:56:13,700
...chemical and biological weapons
currently active, no question.
981
00:56:13,735 --> 00:56:15,600
Nukes? In some stage or other?
982
00:56:15,700 --> 00:56:18,100
That's still problematic, sir.
We say not yet...
983
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:22,900
...but with moderate confidence we can
say they will have them by 2007, 2009.
984
00:56:22,935 --> 00:56:25,800
But definitely this guy
has got anthrax, mustard gas...
985
00:56:25,900 --> 00:56:29,300
...sarin, VX,
as much as 500 tons of CBW.
986
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:32,900
Given the dual-use provisions of the
U.N. sanctions, we can't prove intent.
987
00:56:32,935 --> 00:56:33,900
Until he launches.
988
00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:37,350
Their military is deteriorated,
infrastructure is shattered...
989
00:56:37,385 --> 00:56:40,600
Why is British Intelligence
telling us now that this guy...
990
00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:44,700
...is trying to buy up a few hundred
tons of yellow cake from Niger?
991
00:56:44,735 --> 00:56:46,700
- We still have no backup on that.
- We don't.
992
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:50,400
Well, we know this:
993
00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:54,700
That Saddam is talking to Zarqawi,
who is talking to al Qaeda...
994
00:56:54,735 --> 00:56:58,100
...and Atta met Saddam's
intel chief in Czechoslovakia.
995
00:56:58,135 --> 00:57:00,400
There is no doubt that they're linked.
996
00:57:01,100 --> 00:57:02,500
No doubt, Dick?
997
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,400
No doubt at all?
998
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:08,300
No doubt, Colin.
999
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,600
What do you say, Rummy?
1000
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,765
Sir, the absence of evidence
is not the evidence of absence.
1001
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:20,800
Just because you do not have
evidence that something does exist...
1002
00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:22,100
...does not mean you have...
1003
00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:24,500
Can your intel say
where these WMDs are?
1004
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:30,100
Well, my people think they've found
something in the area around Tikrit.
1005
00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:34,300
But we also have leads
around Baghdad.
1006
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,500
And to the areas east, west,
south, and north somewhat.
1007
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,900
- Well, let's find them, Rummy.
- Indeed.
1008
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,800
We know this guy Saddam's
hiding stuff.
1009
00:57:42,900 --> 00:57:45,700
We know the U.N.'s
one big international mosh pit.
1010
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:48,400
We got a lot of maybes, probablys
and buts from George...
1011
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:50,300
...which John Q. Public
ain't gonna buy.
1012
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:53,600
We can present better,
but we don't have nukes.
1013
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:55,900
What we have is a slam-dunk
on the others.
1014
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,000
Slam-dunk?
1015
00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:59,300
What have you been drinking,
Brother George?
1016
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,400
What you need
is to bring in some lawyers...
1017
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:03,500
...who can argue cases
with juries to help.
1018
00:58:03,600 --> 00:58:05,500
These snapshots
and Iraqi gobbledygook...
1019
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,800
...on tape is just another
bunch of bullshit.
1020
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,900
Sir, you know,
whatever we come up with...
1021
00:58:09,901 --> 00:58:13,999
...the United Nations is gonna want
more time and another resolution.
1022
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,000
The old Europe.
1023
00:58:15,100 --> 00:58:17,200
Your father went to the U.N.,
Mr. President...
1024
00:58:17,300 --> 00:58:20,900
...and it took him six months, as I
remember, but he got his resolution.
1025
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,200
And he got Congress too.
1026
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:25,400
My gosh, Colin, you're the finest
military man in this room...
1027
00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,800
...we all know that.
1028
00:58:26,900 --> 00:58:29,900
But don't you think the Gulf War
days are long gone?
1029
00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:33,950
Do we really need six months
and half a million men...
1030
00:58:33,985 --> 00:58:37,600
...to knock off a tin-pot dictator
with a ragtag army?
1031
00:58:37,635 --> 00:58:39,400
You're right, Don,
I am a military man.
1032
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:43,100
And you
more than anyone in this room...
1033
00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,100
...learned the lessons of Vietnam.
1034
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,900
Now, I think we're all adults
in this room...
1035
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:56,100
...and we recognize that 9/11,
no matter how horrific it was...
1036
00:58:56,135 --> 00:58:57,200
...and it was...
1037
00:58:57,300 --> 00:59:01,300
...was also an opportunity this time
for us to get it right.
1038
00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:04,700
Drain the swamp.
1039
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:09,700
Sweep up all the bad guys
in one big move.
1040
00:59:09,735 --> 00:59:11,800
Things related and not.
1041
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:15,065
Otherwise, sir, they will be back.
1042
00:59:15,100 --> 00:59:17,000
I thought we just did that
in Afghanistan.
1043
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:19,100
We keep the focus
on sweeping up Bin Laden.
1044
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:23,500
Goodness gracious, if you want
to call Afghanistan a war, Colin.
1045
00:59:23,535 --> 00:59:26,600
You know there were no real targets
to bomb there.
1046
00:59:26,635 --> 00:59:29,500
- It was an exercise.
- In any case...
1047
00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,100
...if we don't act,
all of us will be out of here in 2004.
1048
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,800
And that's the bottom line.
1049
00:59:34,900 --> 00:59:36,700
So this is all about politics, Karl?
1050
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:39,300
I'm confused
as to what you're doing in this room.
1051
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,000
Okay, let's stay on message here.
1052
00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:44,000
Look, Genius Boy is just here
to listen, not talk.
1053
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:45,800
You see, sir...
1054
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,700
...what I'm pressing for here...
1055
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,400
...is why?
1056
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,200
Why are we doing this?
1057
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,100
Why Iraq?
1058
00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:57,700
- Why now?
- We discussed that already, Colin.
1059
00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:01,600
We had America
protected September 11th.
1060
01:00:01,700 --> 01:00:04,500
That is, if people had been
doing their jobs right.
1061
01:00:04,535 --> 01:00:06,200
But we blew it.
1062
01:00:06,500 --> 01:00:10,300
And now instead of taking down
these 10,000 al Qaeda lunatics...
1063
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,700
...in the mountains
with special operations...
1064
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:14,900
...we're way outside of the box
on this thing.
1065
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:16,700
Why aren't we trusting the system?
1066
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:20,400
Why have we veered off
to this place...
1067
01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:24,000
...where we accept without debate
that a preemptive strike on Iraq...
1068
01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:26,500
...can defeat terrorism
better than police action...
1069
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,600
...or intel agencies
that share information?
1070
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:32,200
I just don't get it, Mr. President,
I don't. Because I am a soldier.
1071
01:00:32,300 --> 01:00:36,700
And I'd be mighty sure before
I put young American lives at risk.
1072
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,900
- Here we are...
- Okay, Secretary Powell, come on.
1073
01:00:39,935 --> 01:00:42,400
Let me finish.
1074
01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:46,400
Here we are...
1075
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:49,700
...changing the whole way
we do business...
1076
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:54,800
...in response to a small but dedicated
enemy hiding out in caves and jungles.
1077
01:00:54,835 --> 01:00:58,900
- Are we losing our perspective here?
- We changed our perspective.
1078
01:01:00,900 --> 01:01:03,200
The Trade Center was bombed in '93.
1079
01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,900
We had a huge attack
on Oklahoma in '95.
1080
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,100
And those who did it
are in jail or dead.
1081
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:10,700
Big difference.
1082
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:16,200
Oklahoma terrorists
didn't have anthrax or nukes.
1083
01:01:16,700 --> 01:01:17,800
Colin...
1084
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,000
...I swear, you're beginning
to sound like Neville Chamberlain.
1085
01:01:21,100 --> 01:01:23,100
Oh, don't patronize me,
Mr. Five Deferments.
1086
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,900
You save that for speeches
to veterans. Neville Chamberlain.
1087
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:27,500
You think, really...
1088
01:01:27,700 --> 01:01:31,065
You think,
with all your diplomatic bullshit...
1089
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:36,000
...that you can appease Islamic
fascists, who are as nuts as Hitler.
1090
01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:40,300
You wanna know what I see,
Mr. President?
1091
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:43,400
I see a world
where in about 25 years...
1092
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,900
...America's reserves are gone.
1093
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,100
Done.
1094
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:49,300
Demand is up...
1095
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,800
...30, 40 percent.
1096
01:01:51,000 --> 01:01:56,500
And we have two oceans
blocking us from the world reserves.
1097
01:01:56,535 --> 01:01:59,300
You think we're gonna
have allies then?
1098
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:02,700
We're at 5 percent
of the world's population.
1099
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:06,165
We use 25 percent of its energy.
1100
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,700
You think Russia and China
are gonna help us out...
1101
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:11,100
...when they need
those resources themselves?
1102
01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:15,765
Eighty percent of the world's
future energy reserves...
1103
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:20,500
...are right here in Eurasia,
where the prize ultimately lies.
1104
01:02:20,535 --> 01:02:23,500
Oil, gas, water.
1105
01:02:24,200 --> 01:02:27,700
Iraq alone,
10 percent of the world's reserves...
1106
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:32,065
...60 of 80 oil fields
are still undeveloped.
1107
01:02:32,100 --> 01:02:35,100
And probably another 100 billion
gallons in their western desert.
1108
01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:37,600
- They are floating in a sea of oil.
- We have bases...
1109
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:40,500
...in more than 120 countries
all over the world.
1110
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,100
If we include Iraq,
look what happens.
1111
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:50,000
We are at the fertile
choke point of civilization.
1112
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:53,500
The Tigris-Euphrates,
the biblical cradle.
1113
01:02:53,535 --> 01:02:56,500
We drain this swamp, like Don says.
1114
01:02:56,600 --> 01:02:57,800
We rebuild it.
1115
01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,200
We develop its resources
to the maximum.
1116
01:03:00,300 --> 01:03:02,200
They own it, we run it.
1117
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:05,800
Pipelines, sea lanes, their resources
finance the reconstruction.
1118
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:09,300
A nexus of power that won't be broken
in our lifetime.
1119
01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,800
If we stick to the plan.
1120
01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:16,000
So, what is our real exit strategy
on Iraq, Dick?
1121
01:03:22,100 --> 01:03:23,700
There is no exit.
1122
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,400
We stay.
1123
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:36,100
Spoken like a true oilman.
1124
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,565
You were part of the plan, Colin,
back in the '90s.
1125
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:42,900
You backed our dominance in
weaponry, space, cyber, electronic.
1126
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,800
You agreed
that we would never allow...
1127
01:03:44,900 --> 01:03:47,700
...another military-economic rival
to emerge against us again.
1128
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,900
- I don't understand...
- Turning weapons loose...
1129
01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:53,100
...on terrorists is like trying to hit
an ant with an elephant gun.
1130
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:55,900
We invoke preemption...
Preventive war, you call it.
1131
01:03:55,935 --> 01:03:57,800
The right to use nukes
whenever we see fit.
1132
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,700
- and I guarantee you, Paul,
we will be in a forever war everywhere.
1133
01:04:01,735 --> 01:04:04,000
Three, four wars at a time.
1134
01:04:04,100 --> 01:04:07,000
That's not new world order,
that's a world gone mad.
1135
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:09,800
There's got to be some
global cooperation here.
1136
01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:12,200
No one's against cooperation,
Colin, you know that.
1137
01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:16,200
- As long as we're calling the shots.
- Which gets us back to reality.
1138
01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:18,200
Lest we forget...
1139
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:21,500
...where do you see
a lack of American presence?
1140
01:04:21,700 --> 01:04:23,200
Right in the heart of it all.
1141
01:04:23,300 --> 01:04:24,800
What's missing?
1142
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:28,000
Iran.
1143
01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:30,200
The mother lode.
1144
01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:33,300
Third largest oil reserve in the world.
1145
01:04:33,400 --> 01:04:36,400
Forty percent of the world's oil...
1146
01:04:36,500 --> 01:04:39,600
...goes right through here,
the Strait of Hormuz.
1147
01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:43,800
Control Iran, control Eurasia,
control the world.
1148
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,600
Empire.
1149
01:04:47,500 --> 01:04:49,700
Real empire.
1150
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:52,800
Nobody will fuck with us again.
1151
01:04:58,600 --> 01:05:01,100
It's big, Vice.
You know, big thoughts.
1152
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:07,100
But you go out here and you
scare people when you talk like that.
1153
01:05:07,135 --> 01:05:09,000
The working Joe's
not thinking about oil.
1154
01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:12,500
We're talking 9/11 terrorists...
1155
01:05:12,600 --> 01:05:14,200
...WMDs.
1156
01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:17,500
We're talking
freedom and democracy.
1157
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:19,800
We're talking Axis of Evil.
1158
01:05:19,900 --> 01:05:21,400
Sir...
1159
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,400
...you have the touch, not I.
1160
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,000
You know,
when I was coming up...
1161
01:05:32,100 --> 01:05:34,100
...it was a dangerous world.
1162
01:05:34,300 --> 01:05:37,400
But we knew exactly
who the "they" were.
1163
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:41,700
We knew it was us versus them,
and it was clear who "them" was.
1164
01:05:41,735 --> 01:05:43,300
Today...
1165
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:47,100
...we're not so sure who the "they" are,
but we know they're there.
1166
01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:49,700
Now, I'm not gonna
negotiate with myself.
1167
01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:51,700
I'm a gut player, always have been.
1168
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,600
And I am just so bone-tired
of this Saddam.
1169
01:05:54,700 --> 01:05:56,800
He's always
misunderestimated me.
1170
01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:59,400
I don't want our soldiers
invading in that desert heat.
1171
01:05:59,500 --> 01:06:02,200
We have got to get this war
going before summer, Rummy.
1172
01:06:02,300 --> 01:06:05,900
You say go now, sir, and Tommy
can start mobilizing normally.
1173
01:06:05,935 --> 01:06:08,200
We could have 300,000 troops
in the Gulf...
1174
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:10,900
...by early January
without creating a stir.
1175
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,000
I want you to keep
a tight lid on it, Rummy.
1176
01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:16,100
For the record, this is against
the spirit of the U.N. resolution.
1177
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:19,100
We agreed with our allies
to let the inspectors do their jobs.
1178
01:06:19,135 --> 01:06:22,400
As Yogi Berra said,
"Déjà vu all over again. "
1179
01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:25,700
Colin, you know what a burn card is?
1180
01:06:25,800 --> 01:06:27,100
No, sir.
1181
01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:30,400
Someday I gotta teach you
how to play some Texas Hold 'Em.
1182
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:32,500
You keep selling our friends
at the U. N...
1183
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:36,300
...but whatever they say, in the end,
the final decision is mine.
1184
01:06:36,335 --> 01:06:37,900
Yes, sir.
1185
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:40,400
Now, are you gonna be with us
on this, Colin, right?
1186
01:06:46,100 --> 01:06:48,300
- I'm with you, sir.
- Good.
1187
01:06:48,900 --> 01:06:50,900
All right, gentlemen,
it's a great meeting.
1188
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,000
Best yet.
1189
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,900
Let's close this out.
1190
01:07:08,100 --> 01:07:10,100
Well, you've done
a heck of a job, son.
1191
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:13,000
Even though I traded Sammy Sosa?
1192
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,400
We all make mistakes.
1193
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,700
Center field. This is my favorite spot
in the world, Poppy.
1194
01:07:18,800 --> 01:07:22,000
You know, whenever things get rough,
when I need to clear my head...
1195
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:25,800
...I just come out here.
It just makes me feel at peace.
1196
01:07:25,900 --> 01:07:28,600
Right now,
I wish I had a spot like this.
1197
01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:31,200
Not the White House lawn.
1198
01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:34,200
This guy Saddam's really put a burr
under your saddle, I guess?
1199
01:07:34,235 --> 01:07:36,500
Saddam, what I call him now.
1200
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:39,000
If you emphasize the first syllable...
1201
01:07:39,100 --> 01:07:42,600
...it means in Arabic, "the little boy
who shines old men's shoes. "
1202
01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:45,200
Well, he's one shoe-shining
piece of crap, all right.
1203
01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:47,400
He gassed his own people,
the Kurds...
1204
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:49,600
...invades Kuwait.
1205
01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:52,300
It's time to back him down
and take him out, Poppy.
1206
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:54,200
You know, like you done Noriega.
1207
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:55,400
Well, you know...
1208
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:59,000
...I've always believed in leaving
personal feelings out of politics...
1209
01:07:59,100 --> 01:08:01,965
...but Saddam, this can't stand.
1210
01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,200
I'm not gonna let
that little dictator control...
1211
01:08:04,300 --> 01:08:06,700
...one quarter
of the civilized world's oil.
1212
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:08,800
I got a feeling about this.
1213
01:08:09,300 --> 01:08:11,300
How I handle it...
1214
01:08:11,400 --> 01:08:14,900
...one way or another, is gonna
determine my legacy as president.
1215
01:08:15,500 --> 01:08:18,200
We don't wanna have another draw,
another Vietnam.
1216
01:08:18,235 --> 01:08:20,000
Sloppy ending.
1217
01:08:20,200 --> 01:08:22,800
It's critical I make the right call.
1218
01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,500
For myself.
1219
01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:26,100
For the world.
1220
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:27,300
Well, you will, Poppy.
1221
01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:28,500
I'm sure.
1222
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:30,800
You know, just don't think about it
too much...
1223
01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:33,000
...because it just screws you all up.
1224
01:08:34,100 --> 01:08:36,000
Sorry to hear about
Selig screwing you.
1225
01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:37,000
No.
1226
01:08:37,100 --> 01:08:40,000
I was a dang fool thinking
he'd ever make me commissioner.
1227
01:08:40,100 --> 01:08:43,500
He was just jerking my chain,
keeping the job warm for himself.
1228
01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:45,600
You own a baseball team.
1229
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:48,000
Spare yourself the headache.
1230
01:08:49,500 --> 01:08:52,200
It may be better
you stay out of the barrel.
1231
01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:54,000
What do you mean?
1232
01:08:55,900 --> 01:08:57,600
Just better.
1233
01:09:00,700 --> 01:09:02,100
So how's Jeb?
1234
01:09:02,300 --> 01:09:05,500
You know, I think your brother's
actually gonna be governor of Florida.
1235
01:09:05,535 --> 01:09:07,500
- I really do.
- You don't say.
1236
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,300
He's always had that ambition.
1237
01:09:09,500 --> 01:09:11,700
Oh, who knows these things.
1238
01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:13,300
But that kid could...
1239
01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,700
Well, one day...
1240
01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,100
...he could even be president.
1241
01:09:19,100 --> 01:09:20,500
Gotta be getting back.
1242
01:09:20,800 --> 01:09:21,900
Nice seeing you, son.
1243
01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:24,200
You keep it up.
1244
01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:27,800
And I'll throw out that first ball
when you need me.
1245
01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:33,100
In facing down
Saddam Hussein...
1246
01:09:33,200 --> 01:09:36,500
...President Bush has rewritten
the book on crisis management.
1247
01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:40,100
The temporary cease-fire
would become formal in 48 hours...
1248
01:09:40,200 --> 01:09:43,365
...if Iraq releases all POWs
and Kuwaiti detainees.
1249
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:47,400
For all intents and purposes,
Operation Desert Storm has ended.
1250
01:09:47,435 --> 01:09:48,900
A smashing victory for the Allies.
1251
01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:51,600
A crushing and embarrassing defeat
for Iraq.
1252
01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:53,700
The Iraqi POWs march
with their hands up...
1253
01:09:53,900 --> 01:09:57,700
...trudging past burning oil fields
and abandoned defensive positions.
1254
01:09:57,735 --> 01:10:00,000
Gentlemen, well done.
1255
01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:01,800
Dick, could you and Colin stay?
1256
01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:03,800
Congratulations, general.
1257
01:10:05,100 --> 01:10:06,600
Good job.
1258
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,900
A hundred hours, my gosh.
1259
01:10:17,300 --> 01:10:20,900
I guess we finally kicked
that Vietnam syndrome.
1260
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:23,600
It makes you wanna go all the way
to Baghdad, doesn't it?
1261
01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:26,200
Probably get there in two days.
1262
01:10:26,900 --> 01:10:30,300
But to be an occupying power
in an Arab land...
1263
01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:31,900
...the coalition would fall apart.
1264
01:10:32,500 --> 01:10:35,900
We'd be out there all alone.
Mission creep.
1265
01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:39,400
Going after Saddam,
we'd turn him into a hero.
1266
01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:41,200
That's not our job.
1267
01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:44,300
And how many Americans
is Iraq worth?
1268
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,700
You got an election in November.
1269
01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:49,200
No.
1270
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:51,500
Gone far enough.
1271
01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:53,900
Nice job, fellas.
1272
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:56,900
Cleanest war in history.
1273
01:10:57,100 --> 01:10:58,600
Proud of you.
1274
01:10:59,500 --> 01:11:02,400
This is the proudest day
of my presidency.
1275
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:11,600
Governor Clinton
is now President-Elect Bill Clinton.
1276
01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:13,500
He has won this presidential race...
1277
01:11:13,700 --> 01:11:15,800
...along with his running mate,
Senator Al Gore.
1278
01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:18,300
In spite of his overwhelming victory
in Iraq...
1279
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,365
...the people did not return
George Bush to the White House.
1280
01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:24,800
A stunning reversal of fortune
for an aristocrat of politics...
1281
01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:27,800
...whose long career was
overshadowed by a bad economy...
1282
01:11:27,900 --> 01:11:31,900
...a third-party candidate, Ross Perot,
and a secret war in Nicaragua.
1283
01:11:31,935 --> 01:11:34,900
All of which may have combined
to undo...
1284
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,700
The best person didn't win tonight.
1285
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:43,400
The best man did not win, George.
1286
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,400
He's so beneath you.
1287
01:11:47,500 --> 01:11:49,800
He doesn't deserve to be president.
1288
01:11:49,900 --> 01:11:53,300
And he wouldn't be
if it wasn't for the damn media.
1289
01:11:53,500 --> 01:11:55,600
You were a great president, Poppy.
1290
01:11:55,700 --> 01:11:57,400
Great president.
1291
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,900
I gave it all I could.
1292
01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:08,900
I thought the war
would have carried us.
1293
01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:21,000
Well...
1294
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:24,900
...if you just would've clobbered
the son of a bitch, you know?
1295
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,300
- What?
- You know, I mean...
1296
01:12:27,400 --> 01:12:30,200
...gone all the way to Baghdad.
Cleaned his clock.
1297
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,600
Has he been imbibing
something I don't...?
1298
01:12:34,700 --> 01:12:37,700
Don't start. Don't start that.
I'm talking about decisiveness.
1299
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:39,400
Finishing.
Everything I've been told.
1300
01:12:39,500 --> 01:12:43,100
Okay, that's it. You can stop right now.
Just zip it up, and I mean it.
1301
01:12:43,135 --> 01:12:44,200
I won that war.
1302
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,500
Of course you did, Poppy.
1303
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,800
Of course you did.
1304
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,600
Can you all leave, please,
for a moment? Thank you.
1305
01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:57,800
- and this is the first indication
of jubilation in Little Rock, Arkansas.
1306
01:12:57,835 --> 01:12:59,700
- What was that about?
- Damned if I know.
1307
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:01,900
I've never seen him like this before.
1308
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:05,100
Well, it's hard, you know?
He knows this is the end.
1309
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:08,800
You know what? If he would've listened
to me, he'd have pulverized Clinton.
1310
01:13:08,900 --> 01:13:12,300
I mean, I wish he had more of Mom
in him because he's weak in spirit.
1311
01:13:12,400 --> 01:13:15,300
That's the difference maker.
He doesn't believe like I believe.
1312
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,800
That is not what this is about.
1313
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:19,300
It's his health,
all the medications he's taking.
1314
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,700
He's just tired, and he's old.
1315
01:13:21,800 --> 01:13:23,300
I can't watch him like this.
1316
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:26,000
You know, it hurts too damn much
to lose.
1317
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:29,100
I'd never let this happen to me.
Never.
1318
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,500
Governor of Texas?
1319
01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:42,100
You must be joking.
1320
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,400
No, I'm dead serious.
1321
01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:47,600
Well, how are you gonna beat
Ann Richards? She's way too popular.
1322
01:13:47,700 --> 01:13:50,100
Look, Ann Richards
is way too liberal for Texas.
1323
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,400
Karl's done the polls.
He says I can beat her.
1324
01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:54,400
I'm gonna make
Miss Big-Mouth-Big-Hair...
1325
01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:56,600
...pay for the things
she said about Poppy.
1326
01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:58,300
Leave it alone.
1327
01:13:58,400 --> 01:14:00,100
Besides, I won that campaign.
1328
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:02,800
What's at issue...?
This isn't fair to Jeb.
1329
01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:05,200
He's already running
for governor of Florida.
1330
01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:08,200
- One Bush at a time, son.
- I'm not looking to steal his heat.
1331
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:11,200
How do you expect us to go
campaigning for both of you?
1332
01:14:11,300 --> 01:14:13,900
I'm not asking you to.
1333
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,700
Laura, how do you feel
about all of this, truthfully?
1334
01:14:16,735 --> 01:14:18,000
W knows how I feel.
1335
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:21,100
Look, you don't understand.
I've already made up my mind.
1336
01:14:21,200 --> 01:14:24,700
So you're not asking us,
you're telling us.
1337
01:14:24,735 --> 01:14:27,000
The fact is, you can't win.
1338
01:14:27,100 --> 01:14:28,600
Why do you say that?
1339
01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:31,200
Because you're too much like me.
1340
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:33,800
You're loud
and you got a short fuse.
1341
01:14:33,900 --> 01:14:36,500
Now, Jeb is like your father.
1342
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:38,100
He thinks before he speaks.
1343
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:40,100
He's got his feet on the ground.
1344
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:43,900
- Barb, don't be so hard on him.
- Well, he knows it's the truth.
1345
01:14:44,700 --> 01:14:47,200
I'm not gonna say something
I'm liable to regret here.
1346
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:50,600
Son, just consider holding off
until '98.
1347
01:14:50,635 --> 01:14:53,900
You won't have Richards
to contend with.
1348
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,300
We'll be able to give you
our undivided support.
1349
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:57,700
No, no, I get it. I get it.
1350
01:14:57,900 --> 01:15:00,000
You want Jeb
to get elected before me.
1351
01:15:00,100 --> 01:15:03,950
Come off it.
It's a matter of practicality, of timing.
1352
01:15:03,985 --> 01:15:07,800
I want you both to have
what you want, what you deserve.
1353
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:12,900
Well, I'm running this time, Poppy.
1354
01:15:12,935 --> 01:15:14,500
You hear me?
1355
01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:16,000
I'm running now.
1356
01:15:16,100 --> 01:15:18,100
Here they come.
They'll be bringing the heat.
1357
01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:20,800
I know, don't swing at anything
I can't hit.
1358
01:15:20,900 --> 01:15:23,000
Mr. Bush, you didn't talk much
about education.
1359
01:15:23,100 --> 01:15:24,600
What are your plans for reform?
1360
01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:26,900
Well, I'm gonna deregulate
school districts...
1361
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:28,800
...so that teachers
and administrators...
1362
01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:31,300
...can develop programs
that best fit their kids.
1363
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:33,965
How are you proposing
to measure students' progress?
1364
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:38,600
Well, we need to make a wholesale
effort against racial profiling...
1365
01:15:38,635 --> 01:15:40,000
...which is illiterate children.
1366
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:41,900
You need to teach a child to read...
1367
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:44,500
...then he or her will be able
to pass a literacy test.
1368
01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:47,200
We're in the very early stages
of developing our program.
1369
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:49,900
How do you plan
to change the school finance formula?
1370
01:15:50,000 --> 01:15:52,700
I for one will not stand
for the subsidation of failure.
1371
01:15:52,735 --> 01:15:54,500
How do you know
if you don't measure up...
1372
01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:57,300
...if you have a system
that simply suckles them through?
1373
01:15:57,335 --> 01:15:58,700
What about our failed schools?
1374
01:15:58,900 --> 01:16:02,400
- Think the state needs to take over?
- More government's not the answer.
1375
01:16:02,435 --> 01:16:04,900
We must have the attitude
that every child in America...
1376
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:07,500
...regardless of where they're raised,
can learn.
1377
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,900
You know,
rarely is the question asked:
1378
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,900
"Is our children learning?"
1379
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:15,000
Okay, fellas, that's it. We'll see you
at the next campaign stop.
1380
01:16:15,100 --> 01:16:18,700
- Mr. Bush. Mr. Bush. Mr. Bush.
- No more. Adiós. Adiós. Adiós.
1381
01:16:18,735 --> 01:16:20,400
"Suckles"?
1382
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:22,400
Look, you're the son of a president.
1383
01:16:22,500 --> 01:16:24,100
You graduated Yale.
1384
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:26,400
You went to Harvard,
got a business degree.
1385
01:16:26,500 --> 01:16:29,600
If you can't stand in front of those guys
for two minutes...
1386
01:16:29,700 --> 01:16:32,200
...and come up
with one plausible answer...
1387
01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:34,700
...then what the hell
are we running for governor for?
1388
01:16:34,735 --> 01:16:37,300
Just tell me what to do.
Whatever it takes.
1389
01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:40,700
Look, if I need to read the
whole damn Constitution, I'll learn it.
1390
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:43,300
Okay, four food groups.
1391
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:45,700
Crime, education,
tort reform, welfare.
1392
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,500
And if they ask you what time of day
it is, what do you say?
1393
01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:50,300
We must teach our children to read.
1394
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:51,400
What about welfare?
1395
01:16:51,500 --> 01:16:54,100
We must hold the fathers
and the unwed mothers accountable.
1396
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:56,500
- Because we love babies.
- Because we love babies.
1397
01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:57,900
Crime?
1398
01:16:58,300 --> 01:17:01,700
End early release and all paroles
for rapists and child molesters.
1399
01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:05,100
Citizens got the right to carry
a handgun for self-protection.
1400
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:08,100
My opponent disagrees about that.
1401
01:17:08,300 --> 01:17:11,200
But Texas got the highest rate
of murders in the country.
1402
01:17:11,300 --> 01:17:13,700
And still Miss Richards' hair
is in the clouds.
1403
01:17:13,800 --> 01:17:16,500
She doesn't believe the citizens
got to protect themselves.
1404
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:18,500
If you believe that,
vote for my opponent.
1405
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:20,800
Okay, so, what about
that swagger of yours?
1406
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:24,450
- In Texas, we call that walking.
- Drinking, drugs, your past?
1407
01:17:24,485 --> 01:17:27,900
It was a mistake. I was young.
That's all I'm gonna say about that.
1408
01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:30,800
I don't wanna give your
14-year-old child the excuse to say:
1409
01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:33,400
"If old Governor Bush done it,
maybe I can do it too. "
1410
01:17:33,435 --> 01:17:35,100
- Hey, George.
- Hey, girls. How are you?
1411
01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:37,400
- Good luck on your campaign.
- Thank you.
1412
01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:39,300
- Hope you win.
- Vote for me, don't forget.
1413
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:40,400
Yes, sir.
1414
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:44,000
What do you say to, "George W. Bush
is a rich, spoiled jerk.
1415
01:17:44,100 --> 01:17:46,000
His wealth was produced
by stock swaps...
1416
01:17:46,100 --> 01:17:48,300
...and bailouts arranged
by his daddy"?
1417
01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:50,300
Ann Richards can badmouth me
all she wants.
1418
01:17:50,400 --> 01:17:52,300
I've created
successful small businesses.
1419
01:17:52,400 --> 01:17:54,000
I run a Major League baseball team.
1420
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:57,165
I'm in touch with real people in Texas.
1421
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:59,300
I work with them every day
at the ball park.
1422
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:03,500
Talk to the fans, hot dog vendors.
Get to know what they think.
1423
01:18:03,600 --> 01:18:06,065
Because truly, deep down inside...
1424
01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:08,500
...you know I'm a guy like you,
a guy you can trust.
1425
01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,800
Fabulous. Fabulous, W.
1426
01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:12,400
What it all comes down to...
1427
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:16,000
...is who Joe Voter wants to sit down
and have a beer with.
1428
01:18:16,035 --> 01:18:17,300
And guess who that is.
1429
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:19,400
Just remember
to make mine nonalcoholic.
1430
01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:22,300
So anything about the issues,
you come to me first.
1431
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,100
I'll tell you what to say.
1432
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:26,200
You're not gonna tell me
what to say, Karl.
1433
01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:28,700
I'm gonna tell you what I want.
You're the word man.
1434
01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,900
This campaign
starts and ends with me.
1435
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,900
You got it, W. I'm just a little fairy...
1436
01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:37,200
...putting down
a little magic dust for you.
1437
01:18:37,400 --> 01:18:39,000
And, Karl...
1438
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,900
...this time I'm gonna
out-Texas Texas.
1439
01:18:46,200 --> 01:18:49,000
Your father's here to see you,
governor.
1440
01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:50,800
Poppy's here right now?
1441
01:18:50,900 --> 01:18:52,800
- All right, send him in, Evie.
- Governor.
1442
01:18:52,900 --> 01:18:54,500
Yeah. You like that, don't you?
1443
01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:56,000
Put your pants on.
1444
01:18:58,100 --> 01:19:00,700
- How are you, son?
- Hey, Poppy, sorry.
1445
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:02,800
Got your speech ready?
1446
01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:05,300
Yeah, I was just getting ready
to go over it again.
1447
01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,600
This is a moment you'll never forget...
1448
01:19:07,700 --> 01:19:09,900
...being inaugurated for the first time.
1449
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,800
Try and take a photograph
in your mind...
1450
01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:16,400
...so you can savor it
when the times get tough...
1451
01:19:16,435 --> 01:19:18,500
...as they always do.
1452
01:19:18,900 --> 01:19:21,600
All right, well, I'll try and do that.
1453
01:19:23,500 --> 01:19:25,800
Yeah, I sure am glad
that Jeb's coming.
1454
01:19:25,900 --> 01:19:28,500
I'm gonna acknowledge him
in my speech.
1455
01:19:30,300 --> 01:19:33,700
It's been hard on him,
the loss.
1456
01:19:34,000 --> 01:19:36,600
I wish I could've been
at his inauguration too.
1457
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:38,800
It would've been something.
1458
01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:41,700
Why do you just feel bad about Jeb?
1459
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:45,400
Why don't you feel good about me?
1460
01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:48,700
Well, of course I do.
1461
01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:50,300
And...
1462
01:19:55,900 --> 01:19:57,900
I brought you these.
1463
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:02,400
They were your grandfather's.
1464
01:20:03,300 --> 01:20:06,200
The only real thing he ever gave me.
1465
01:20:10,100 --> 01:20:11,700
Wear them well.
1466
01:20:18,500 --> 01:20:21,000
See you at the inauguration, son.
1467
01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:28,900
Well, what did he have to say?
1468
01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:35,600
"These cufflinks
are my most treasured possession.
1469
01:20:35,700 --> 01:20:40,500
My father, Prescott, gave them to me
right after I came back from the war.
1470
01:20:40,535 --> 01:20:42,200
They were mine.
Now they are yours.
1471
01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:44,400
I'm sure you will make
a fine governor. "
1472
01:20:44,500 --> 01:20:46,300
It's nice, W.
1473
01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,600
You think he might ever be able
to say something direct to me...
1474
01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:52,000
- ... instead of using these notes?
- This is his way.
1475
01:20:52,100 --> 01:20:55,400
- You think he might be happy with me?
- Hon, he is.
1476
01:20:55,435 --> 01:20:57,400
Let me help you.
1477
01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:05,500
Well, Jebby, that's just great.
1478
01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:09,000
Keep Florida warm. You say hi
to Columba and the kids for me.
1479
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:11,200
Governor, the reverend.
1480
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,200
Yeah, we'll talk later.
1481
01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:14,700
- Earle.
- Governor.
1482
01:21:14,900 --> 01:21:16,700
- Hey, thanks a bunch for coming.
- Yeah.
1483
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:19,800
Hey, go ahead, take a seat.
Make yourself comfortable.
1484
01:21:20,300 --> 01:21:22,765
- Hey, how's the show coming along?
- Couldn't be better.
1485
01:21:22,800 --> 01:21:26,600
Over 100 million Americans
are watching the Earle Hudd Hour...
1486
01:21:26,700 --> 01:21:29,000
- ... right here in North America.
- Fabulous.
1487
01:21:29,100 --> 01:21:32,300
You don't say. That's great.
That's dandy, Earle.
1488
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:35,700
So, listen...
1489
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:40,500
...I asked you here today to discuss
something of great importance.
1490
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,000
I've heard the call.
1491
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:45,200
Well, I know.
1492
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:48,300
Don't forget, I've been the witness
to the growth in your faith.
1493
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:50,700
No, that's not what I mean.
1494
01:21:50,800 --> 01:21:52,600
I mean, I've heard the call.
1495
01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:55,900
And I believe that God
wants me to run for president.
1496
01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:04,400
- Truly?
- I can't explain it.
1497
01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:06,700
But I think that something
is gonna happen.
1498
01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,600
And at that time,
my country is gonna need me.
1499
01:22:09,700 --> 01:22:12,900
And, you know,
I think it's part of a divine plan.
1500
01:22:13,000 --> 01:22:16,200
Well, a man don't
hear the call, governor...
1501
01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:18,400
...unless the good Lord wants him to.
1502
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,200
The truth is I don't wanna run.
1503
01:22:20,300 --> 01:22:23,400
I mean, it's like Moses. I mean,
he wasn't a very good speaker.
1504
01:22:23,500 --> 01:22:25,900
But finally, he just knew.
1505
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:29,300
My father was president,
the whole family was affected by it.
1506
01:22:29,335 --> 01:22:31,100
I know the price.
1507
01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:34,600
I'd be happy just buying
my fishing lures at Wal-Mart.
1508
01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:38,500
And if I run for president,
I know my life will never be the same.
1509
01:22:38,535 --> 01:22:41,800
But I feel
that God wants me to do this, Earle.
1510
01:22:41,900 --> 01:22:43,900
And I must do it.
1511
01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:45,900
I must.
1512
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,500
Well, then, you must, son.
1513
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:55,500
- I'd like to pray over it.
- Yeah, thank you.
1514
01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,300
Dear Lord...
1515
01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:02,100
...we pray that you will watch over...
1516
01:23:02,200 --> 01:23:07,800
...and always shine your light on
our humble servant George W. Bush.
1517
01:23:07,835 --> 01:23:09,700
In Jesus' name.
1518
01:23:09,800 --> 01:23:11,400
Amen.
1519
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:12,900
Amen.
1520
01:23:16,800 --> 01:23:18,800
Last draft. I promise.
1521
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:23,100
Yellowcake again.
I've read how many of these?
1522
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:26,900
I'm burned out. I've gotta get some
sack time. Have my guy check it out.
1523
01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:35,200
We finally got it in.
1524
01:23:35,300 --> 01:23:37,700
Page eight. Uranium in Africa.
1525
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:39,300
Took long enough.
1526
01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:42,700
British Government has learned
that Saddam Hussein...
1527
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:47,800
...recently sought significant quantities
of uranium in Africa.
1528
01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:49,800
Our intelligence sources tells us...
1529
01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:53,300
...that he has attempted to purchase
high-strength aluminum tubes...
1530
01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:56,500
...suitable for
nuclear-weapons production.
1531
01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:59,000
Evidence from intelligence sources...
1532
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:02,200
...and secret communications
from people now in custody...
1533
01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:04,900
...reveal that Saddam Hussein...
1534
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:07,400
...aids and protects terrorists.
1535
01:24:07,500 --> 01:24:10,300
Including members of al Qaeda.
1536
01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:13,700
Imagine those 19 hijackers...
1537
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:16,800
...with other weapons
and other plans...
1538
01:24:16,900 --> 01:24:19,500
...this time armed
by Saddam Hussein.
1539
01:24:20,300 --> 01:24:23,465
It would take one bomb,
one canister...
1540
01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:25,700
...one crate slipped into this country...
1541
01:24:26,400 --> 01:24:30,200
...to bring a day of horror
like none we have ever known.
1542
01:24:30,235 --> 01:24:33,400
Facing clear evidence of peril...
1543
01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:36,700
...we cannot wait for the final proof...
1544
01:24:36,900 --> 01:24:41,900
...the smoking gun that can come
in the form of a mushroom cloud.
1545
01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:47,100
The liberty we prize
is not America's gift to the world.
1546
01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:50,400
It is God's gift to humanity.
1547
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:04,550
Every nation and every region
has a decision to make.
1548
01:25:04,585 --> 01:25:08,600
Either you're with us
or you're with the terrorists.
1549
01:25:21,300 --> 01:25:23,100
May he guide us now.
1550
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:28,000
And may God continue to bless
the United States of America.
1551
01:26:07,900 --> 01:26:10,700
Why don't you take
your sleeping pill?
1552
01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:12,800
Clouds coming in.
1553
01:26:12,900 --> 01:26:14,800
Looks like rain.
1554
01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:16,600
Come on.
1555
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:21,800
You're not sitting here at 3 a. m.
thinking about the weather.
1556
01:26:22,100 --> 01:26:24,300
Remind me to call the electrician
in the morning.
1557
01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:26,200
There's a light out on the path below.
1558
01:26:26,300 --> 01:26:29,500
Why don't you call your son
and tell him what's on your mind...
1559
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:31,400
...what's keeping you awake all night?
1560
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,200
I'm worried about him.
1561
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:37,000
Really worried.
1562
01:26:38,700 --> 01:26:41,000
I can't talk to him.
1563
01:26:41,500 --> 01:26:44,000
Well, he's not gonna listen to me.
1564
01:26:44,100 --> 01:26:47,500
He takes criticism worse than I do.
1565
01:26:47,700 --> 01:26:49,800
He's the president now.
1566
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:52,100
His decision to make.
1567
01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:54,000
Well...
1568
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:55,900
...you better do something.
1569
01:26:56,000 --> 01:26:58,600
This is eating away at you.
1570
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:03,200
I'll do something.
1571
01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:05,600
"An attack on Iraq at this time...
1572
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:08,900
...would seriously jeopardize
the global counterterrorist campaign...
1573
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:10,900
...we have undertaken.
And would result...
1574
01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:14,100
...in a serious degradation
in international cooperation with us...
1575
01:27:14,135 --> 01:27:16,100
...against terrorism. "
1576
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:20,600
Damn Brent Scowcroft.
1577
01:27:20,700 --> 01:27:23,200
He wouldn't be doing this
unless my father approved it.
1578
01:27:23,300 --> 01:27:25,100
You know, Poppy's good friend.
1579
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:27,300
These 1980 guys trying to
tell me what to do...
1580
01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:29,100
...when they don't know what I know.
1581
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:31,600
Just when we want the U.N.
and the Democrats in this.
1582
01:27:31,700 --> 01:27:34,000
I will call Brent right now.
1583
01:27:34,100 --> 01:27:36,100
He can't even talk to me directly
like a man.
1584
01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:38,900
Writing letters. I don't wanna
get anything like this again.
1585
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:42,600
I will let Brent know that from here
on out, he's persona non grata.
1586
01:27:42,635 --> 01:27:44,000
This is my war, not his.
1587
01:27:44,200 --> 01:27:46,500
I will not renegotiate this.
1588
01:27:46,600 --> 01:27:47,700
Mr. President.
1589
01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:52,800
Has your father ever personally
offered you advice on Iraq?
1590
01:27:52,835 --> 01:27:55,000
No, I haven't asked. I don't need to.
1591
01:27:55,100 --> 01:27:57,200
Wrong father to appeal to
in terms of strength.
1592
01:27:57,300 --> 01:27:59,900
You know, there's a higher father
I appeal to.
1593
01:28:00,000 --> 01:28:01,600
Amen.
1594
01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,200
Protestors came
by the thousands...
1595
01:28:06,300 --> 01:28:09,700
...filling block after block around
the United Nations to make a single...
1596
01:28:11,500 --> 01:28:15,400
These are the largest anti-war
demonstrations ever seen in history.
1597
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:22,700
Some of our allies were very much
against this operation.
1598
01:28:22,735 --> 01:28:24,200
Bush, Bush.
1599
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:28,200
Estimates of 10 to 15 million
protestors across the planet...
1600
01:28:28,235 --> 01:28:31,600
...protesting America's
pro-war policies in Iraq.
1601
01:28:33,300 --> 01:28:36,300
Tens of thousands demonstrating
all over the world...
1602
01:28:39,400 --> 01:28:42,500
So I suppose the key here,
George, is to go back to the U.N.
1603
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:46,200
Tony, I'm with you, but I'm flat out of
wrestling moves with these U.N. types.
1604
01:28:46,235 --> 01:28:48,300
Even Powell doesn't think
we can get it through.
1605
01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:51,000
Believe me, I am twisting
my own set of arms at the U.N.
1606
01:28:51,100 --> 01:28:53,700
- All right.
- But I still think...
1607
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:58,000
...France, Germany, Russia,
we can make a deal.
1608
01:28:58,035 --> 01:29:00,200
Well, our new thinking
is shaping on that.
1609
01:29:00,300 --> 01:29:01,900
- Yeah.
- Which is?
1610
01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:04,300
Punish France.
Ignore Germany.
1611
01:29:04,400 --> 01:29:06,000
Forgive Russia.
1612
01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:10,500
Yes, but with time, just a few months,
much will become clearer.
1613
01:29:10,535 --> 01:29:11,900
No, we can't do that, Tony.
1614
01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:15,300
We run out of time. The start date
for the war is penciled in. March 10.
1615
01:29:15,400 --> 01:29:16,700
March 10th.
1616
01:29:16,800 --> 01:29:20,400
George, the inspectors
haven't found anything yet.
1617
01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:22,200
How can we justify
a preemptive attack?
1618
01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:25,100
Well, no WMDs yet, Tony,
but we know they got them.
1619
01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,500
- Absolutely.
- So it just might come down to us...
1620
01:29:27,600 --> 01:29:30,000
...having to provoke the son of a bitch.
1621
01:29:30,035 --> 01:29:31,400
Well, what do you have in mind?
1622
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:35,200
We were thinking of painting one of
our U-2 recon planes in U.N. colors...
1623
01:29:35,235 --> 01:29:36,300
...and fly it over Iraq.
1624
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:40,200
Now, if Saddam takes the bait,
which, knowing him, he will...
1625
01:29:40,300 --> 01:29:43,200
Well, when he fires on it,
he'll be in breach of 1441.
1626
01:29:43,300 --> 01:29:45,800
That would sure justify retaliation.
1627
01:29:46,300 --> 01:29:48,100
Well, it's a novel idea.
1628
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:50,000
Let's hope it doesn't come to that.
1629
01:29:50,100 --> 01:29:51,200
Tony...
1630
01:29:51,300 --> 01:29:54,400
...come the U.N.
second resolution or not...
1631
01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:56,600
...we're going to war on this.
1632
01:29:56,700 --> 01:29:58,200
Are you?
1633
01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:08,900
I do not share your spirit
for why we need war.
1634
01:30:09,100 --> 01:30:10,700
War is not inevitable.
1635
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:14,665
There are alternative ways
to reach goals.
1636
01:30:14,700 --> 01:30:17,400
I mean, it's a question of morality,
George.
1637
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:20,200
Well, Jacques,
St. Augustine wrote about that.
1638
01:30:20,300 --> 01:30:23,200
Said there was such a thing
as just war.
1639
01:30:25,900 --> 01:30:28,400
Listen, Jacques,
I'm committed to our relationship.
1640
01:30:28,500 --> 01:30:30,000
- So am I.
- I'm responsible for...
1641
01:30:30,100 --> 01:30:33,000
...hugging the families of those
who have lost lives in war...
1642
01:30:33,100 --> 01:30:37,750
...and I view an armed Saddam as
a direct threat to the American people.
1643
01:30:37,785 --> 01:30:42,400
Well, if there is a war, we'll work
together on the reconstruction.
1644
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:44,900
We will all contribute.
1645
01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:48,100
Okay, Jacques.
1646
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:49,600
Then...
1647
01:30:50,400 --> 01:30:53,200
...that's it.
You have a good night now.
1648
01:30:53,300 --> 01:30:54,700
Good night, George.
1649
01:30:56,300 --> 01:30:59,300
I'd love to stuff some freedom fries
right down that frog's throat.
1650
01:30:59,335 --> 01:31:01,400
- Yeah.
- Thinks he can have it both ways.
1651
01:31:01,500 --> 01:31:02,600
Ripping off their oil...
1652
01:31:02,800 --> 01:31:05,700
...and then taking the high horse
and claiming the low road.
1653
01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:09,665
Sir, don't lose any sleep over
the French. He was never onboard.
1654
01:31:09,700 --> 01:31:13,100
They got him on 60 Minutes next week
calling for 30 days for the inspectors.
1655
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:14,900
Thirty days?
1656
01:31:15,200 --> 01:31:18,300
Next chance that comes up,
remind me to veto something French...
1657
01:31:18,335 --> 01:31:20,200
...because I'd be damn glad to.
1658
01:31:20,300 --> 01:31:22,100
What about Putin?
Get him on the phone.
1659
01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:23,700
All right.
1660
01:31:23,900 --> 01:31:26,300
Might as well get stabbed
in the back all at once.
1661
01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,900
Like that guy in Rome.
1662
01:31:31,600 --> 01:31:34,965
- teaspoonful
of dry anthrax in an envelope...
1663
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,900
...shut down the United States Senate
in the fall of 2001.
1664
01:31:38,000 --> 01:31:39,700
This forced
several hundred people...
1665
01:31:39,800 --> 01:31:42,000
...to undergo
emergency medical treatment...
1666
01:31:42,100 --> 01:31:44,000
...killed two postal workers...
1667
01:31:44,100 --> 01:31:47,700
...just from the amount
of just about this quantity.
1668
01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:53,765
Iraq declared 8500 liters of anthrax.
1669
01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:57,600
My man, Balloon Foot,
came through in the end, didn't he?
1670
01:31:57,635 --> 01:32:03,635
- even one teaspoonful
of this deadly material.
1671
01:32:04,500 --> 01:32:06,800
You know, he's been a nudge
from the beginning...
1672
01:32:06,900 --> 01:32:09,300
...but this is gonna seal the deal.
1673
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:12,400
It's the best speech he's ever given.
1674
01:32:15,700 --> 01:32:16,900
Can you believe that, Vice?
1675
01:32:17,100 --> 01:32:20,000
Comrade Pooty-Poot, with all
the problems he's got in Chechnya...
1676
01:32:20,100 --> 01:32:22,300
...he's got the balls
to feel bad for me.
1677
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,300
It's all because
of that damn Kraut, Schröder.
1678
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:27,300
Used me as a piñata
to get re-elected.
1679
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:29,400
I won't forget that.
1680
01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:32,600
Well, at least we got
Italy, Australia...
1681
01:32:32,700 --> 01:32:35,300
...the Czechs, Spain,
Poland, South Korea...
1682
01:32:35,335 --> 01:32:37,200
...and, you know, the Brits.
1683
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:41,300
- Romania, Slovenia, Bulgaria.
- Yeah.
1684
01:32:41,335 --> 01:32:43,100
Japan is sending observers.
1685
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:45,700
And let's not forget
the 90 Mongolian troops.
1686
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,900
I hear they're damn fine
wrestlers too.
1687
01:32:48,900 --> 01:32:52,350
We got more than 40 countries
in this coalition, right?
1688
01:32:52,385 --> 01:32:55,800
Yeah, 49, sir, but most of them
do not have militaries.
1689
01:32:55,900 --> 01:32:57,600
Some are sending equipment.
1690
01:32:57,700 --> 01:33:00,600
- Morocco is sending monkeys.
- Monkeys?
1691
01:33:00,700 --> 01:33:04,400
Monkeys that are trained to locate
and set off minefields, yeah.
1692
01:33:04,435 --> 01:33:05,900
That's a good idea.
1693
01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:09,300
- Okay, Tommy's standing by in Qatar.
- Right.
1694
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:12,100
Hey, Tommy.
How you doing over there?
1695
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:14,400
Hot as a goat's asshole, sir.
1696
01:33:14,500 --> 01:33:15,900
What's the latest plan, Tom?
1697
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:19,500
Well, we should have 140,000
in the region any day now.
1698
01:33:19,535 --> 01:33:21,500
Seventy eight thousand of them
ground forces.
1699
01:33:21,700 --> 01:33:23,600
Another 50,000 are on the way.
1700
01:33:23,700 --> 01:33:26,700
We'll have a total force level
of 208,000 on the ground.
1701
01:33:26,800 --> 01:33:28,700
That's great.
So you got all you need to go?
1702
01:33:28,900 --> 01:33:30,300
Yes, sir.
1703
01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:34,000
Now, sir, we have identified
over 24 high-value targets.
1704
01:33:34,035 --> 01:33:37,000
But this could result
in civilian deaths.
1705
01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:39,700
I'm no target picker, Tommy,
but I'm not Clinton either.
1706
01:33:39,800 --> 01:33:44,300
I don't wanna fire no $2 million missile
at a $10 empty tent, and hit a camel.
1707
01:33:44,335 --> 01:33:46,100
Not gonna happen on my watch, sir.
1708
01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:48,300
Be sure not to hit any schools
or hospitals.
1709
01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:51,900
Well, I read you on the hospitals.
Any schools we'll hit at night.
1710
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:54,000
All right, what about
projected casualties?
1711
01:33:54,100 --> 01:33:57,700
Well, I think now, more in
the neighborhood of several hundred.
1712
01:33:57,735 --> 01:33:59,000
No more than a thousand.
1713
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:02,700
Remember, Americans don't like to
see dead boys on their television sets.
1714
01:34:02,735 --> 01:34:05,500
Yes, death tends to give war
a depressing image.
1715
01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:09,300
We can issue a blackout on
any coverage of soldiers in caskets.
1716
01:34:09,335 --> 01:34:11,700
The same thing should apply
to military funerals.
1717
01:34:11,800 --> 01:34:14,000
Oh, yeah, that's good, Vice.
1718
01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:15,400
Well...
1719
01:34:15,600 --> 01:34:18,000
...it's been a long haul,
gentlemen, ladies.
1720
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:20,000
I don't care what happens now...
1721
01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:23,100
...how many damn votes we do
or don't get in the U.N.
1722
01:34:24,300 --> 01:34:26,600
Come Monday morning, 10 a. m...
1723
01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:30,400
...I'm giving Saddam and his two sons
48 hours to get out of Dodge, okay?
1724
01:34:30,435 --> 01:34:32,000
Indeed.
1725
01:34:32,100 --> 01:34:33,600
All right.
1726
01:34:35,500 --> 01:34:36,800
Everybody in agreement then?
1727
01:34:36,900 --> 01:34:37,800
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
1728
01:34:38,000 --> 01:34:39,600
All right.
1729
01:34:39,900 --> 01:34:42,100
May God bless the troops.
1730
01:34:42,900 --> 01:34:45,100
May God bless America.
1731
01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:23,700
All right, way to go.
This is like the fall of the Berlin Wall.
1732
01:35:23,735 --> 01:35:25,000
I've got goose bumps.
1733
01:35:25,200 --> 01:35:28,200
Not one CBW attack. Not one Scud.
No surprises.
1734
01:35:28,300 --> 01:35:29,800
Except they're not surrendering.
1735
01:35:29,900 --> 01:35:32,400
Thousands are taking off
their uniforms and going home.
1736
01:35:32,500 --> 01:35:35,300
Well, good. I'll bet Saddam's running
from palace to palace...
1737
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:36,900
...trying to find his passports.
1738
01:35:37,100 --> 01:35:39,100
Don't say I was wrong
on this one, Colin.
1739
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:40,700
We did it, sir. Congratulations.
1740
01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:42,000
We sure did, Colin.
1741
01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:44,200
- Congratulations.
- Good to see you smiling.
1742
01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:46,300
What do you mean we, kemosabe?
1743
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:47,400
Hey, good job.
1744
01:35:47,500 --> 01:35:49,900
- Hey.
- Good job, sir. Good job.
1745
01:35:50,000 --> 01:35:51,400
I remember you once agreeing...
1746
01:35:51,600 --> 01:35:54,200
...that going all the way to Baghdad
would be a mistake.
1747
01:35:54,235 --> 01:35:56,000
I think you made
a bigger boo-boo, Colin.
1748
01:35:56,200 --> 01:35:57,900
You could've been president.
1749
01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,600
Fuck you.
1750
01:36:04,400 --> 01:36:06,700
This is for those who doubted
I won the election.
1751
01:36:06,800 --> 01:36:08,600
- Yes, sir.
- And who doubted my judgment.
1752
01:36:08,700 --> 01:36:12,100
So dropping a rope around its neck,
that didn't bring it down.
1753
01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:15,700
They took an ax to the base of
the statue, that didn't bring it down.
1754
01:36:15,735 --> 01:36:18,400
And this is finally what did.
1755
01:36:18,500 --> 01:36:22,800
Yeah. We got the son of a bitch.
How about that?
1756
01:36:22,835 --> 01:36:25,100
Maybe he called it right after all.
1757
01:36:26,300 --> 01:36:28,500
Well, they got the statue...
1758
01:36:28,600 --> 01:36:31,100
...but now they gotta catch the man.
1759
01:36:37,700 --> 01:36:40,500
Live from New York City,
this is SpinBall...
1760
01:36:40,600 --> 01:36:43,700
...with Jack Hawk and Candice Black.
1761
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:49,400
What did you think of that?
That was spectacular.
1762
01:36:49,500 --> 01:36:50,800
Jack, it's really stunning.
1763
01:36:50,900 --> 01:36:54,000
I mean, he's landing on a boat
at 150 miles per hour.
1764
01:36:54,035 --> 01:36:57,100
I can't think of a Democrat
that would do that.
1765
01:36:57,300 --> 01:36:58,900
Exactly. Imagine Kerry.
1766
01:36:59,000 --> 01:37:01,000
Kerry would never be able
to pull this off.
1767
01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:04,000
This is the guy who threw down
someone else's Vietnam medals.
1768
01:37:04,100 --> 01:37:06,965
George Bush, on the other hand,
a man's man.
1769
01:37:07,000 --> 01:37:10,900
Women love that. We're buying
into that, and perception is reality.
1770
01:37:11,000 --> 01:37:12,900
George Bush looks for real, all right.
1771
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:16,250
He didn't fight in the war,
but he looks like he did.
1772
01:37:16,285 --> 01:37:19,500
And women love President Bush
for this very reason.
1773
01:37:19,600 --> 01:37:22,600
And women love this war. It's simple.
1774
01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:24,500
My fellow Americans...
1775
01:37:24,600 --> 01:37:28,100
...major combat operations in Iraq
has ended.
1776
01:37:28,135 --> 01:37:30,200
In the battle of Iraq...
1777
01:37:30,300 --> 01:37:34,600
...the United States and our allies
have prevailed.
1778
01:37:38,400 --> 01:37:41,300
In the images of celebrating Iraqis...
1779
01:37:41,500 --> 01:37:45,350
...we have seen the ageless appeal
of human freedom.
1780
01:37:45,385 --> 01:37:49,200
Everywhere that freedom steers,
let tyrants fear.
1781
01:37:49,600 --> 01:37:54,200
That is the Almighty's gift to every
man and woman in this world.
1782
01:37:55,300 --> 01:37:56,800
May God bless you all.
1783
01:37:57,200 --> 01:38:00,400
And may God continue
to bless America.
1784
01:38:11,300 --> 01:38:14,400
Roadside bombs
killed six U.S. soldiers today...
1785
01:38:14,500 --> 01:38:17,165
...in separate attacks
in Fallujah and Baghdad.
1786
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:21,500
To date, 853 American soldiers
have been killed in Iraq.
1787
01:38:23,300 --> 01:38:26,000
The bombing continues
a recent pattern of insurgency...
1788
01:38:26,100 --> 01:38:30,300
...directed at American troops,
but also the Iraqi civilian population...
1789
01:38:30,335 --> 01:38:34,500
...which is divided between Shiite
and Sunni religious affiliations.
1790
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:37,400
The truck bomb killed at least 17...
1791
01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:41,300
...and wounded over 100
at the U.N. headquarters in Baghdad.
1792
01:38:41,400 --> 01:38:44,700
The blast also killed
U.N. Ambassador Sergio de Mello...
1793
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:46,900
...who appears to have been
the main target.
1794
01:38:47,000 --> 01:38:49,600
Back up. Back up.
1795
01:38:50,100 --> 01:38:51,700
Former members of the Iraqi army...
1796
01:38:51,900 --> 01:38:54,500
...are protesting the dissolution
of the armed forces.
1797
01:38:54,535 --> 01:38:57,100
They have guns
but no food to feed their families.
1798
01:38:57,200 --> 01:39:00,000
Some have threatened
they will resort to suicide attacks...
1799
01:39:00,100 --> 01:39:02,300
...if their grievances
are not addressed.
1800
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:10,200
The Pentagon told me we'd be down
to 25 to 30,000 troops by August.
1801
01:39:10,300 --> 01:39:11,900
Is that anywhere near possible now?
1802
01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:16,100
Well, I'm afraid, Mr. President, we're
in for a longer haul than we thought.
1803
01:39:16,135 --> 01:39:18,600
Then where the hell
are the WMDs at?
1804
01:39:18,700 --> 01:39:22,800
Well, we control the country now, sir,
so I'm sure we're gonna find them.
1805
01:39:24,000 --> 01:39:25,100
All right, tell me this.
1806
01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:29,600
Whose job is it
to find these damn weapons?
1807
01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:35,800
Bremer, I mean, you're running
the whole show here, right?
1808
01:39:35,900 --> 01:39:38,100
- Well?
- That's not within my purview, sir.
1809
01:39:38,200 --> 01:39:40,800
I thought General Franks
was taking the initiative there.
1810
01:39:40,900 --> 01:39:43,000
Tom, you're commander
of the whole shebang...
1811
01:39:43,100 --> 01:39:46,365
That area was never part
of my command responsibility, sir.
1812
01:39:46,400 --> 01:39:50,200
- There was a team assigned by the...
- No, no. Who? Who's in charge?
1813
01:39:55,600 --> 01:39:59,500
Well, as per Secretary Rumsfeld's
wishes, sir...
1814
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:02,500
...most normal postop
State Department functions, sir...
1815
01:40:02,535 --> 01:40:04,600
...were stripped from us
and given to Defense.
1816
01:40:04,700 --> 01:40:06,900
Why wasn't I told?
1817
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:09,200
What's Rummy say about this?
1818
01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:13,900
Cambone... I believe that it's
Stephen Cambone's jurisdiction, sir.
1819
01:40:13,935 --> 01:40:16,300
Cam... What is that?
Cam who? Cam who?
1820
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:20,100
Well, he's undersecretary of defense
for intelligence, Mr. President.
1821
01:40:20,135 --> 01:40:22,200
He reports to Secretary Rumsfeld.
1822
01:40:22,300 --> 01:40:23,500
Well, that's great.
1823
01:40:23,600 --> 01:40:25,200
I mean, that's just great.
1824
01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:30,800
Why the heck didn't anyone
tell me this before, huh?
1825
01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:35,500
Mr. President,
I wanna go back to Iraq.
1826
01:40:37,500 --> 01:40:40,065
Look, let me make this clear...
1827
01:40:40,100 --> 01:40:43,600
...since I've had some experience
dealing with these matters.
1828
01:40:45,700 --> 01:40:49,400
My son has got the toughest position
in the world.
1829
01:40:49,435 --> 01:40:53,100
He's the one
who gets the intelligence briefings.
1830
01:40:53,900 --> 01:40:55,600
And as Americans...
1831
01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:58,200
...it's our duty
to fully support his efforts...
1832
01:40:58,300 --> 01:41:01,600
...to bring freedom and democracy
to the Middle East.
1833
01:41:03,600 --> 01:41:05,600
And as a father...
1834
01:41:06,100 --> 01:41:08,200
...I'll be damned
if I'll listen to people...
1835
01:41:08,300 --> 01:41:11,000
...who are always trying
to tear the boy down.
1836
01:41:13,100 --> 01:41:15,700
And you know what?
They built him a set of metal legs...
1837
01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:17,700
...made him faster
than what he used to be.
1838
01:41:17,800 --> 01:41:19,500
They make them that good
these days.
1839
01:41:19,700 --> 01:41:23,300
You and I are gonna run together, son,
soon as you get back on your feet.
1840
01:41:23,400 --> 01:41:25,500
I give you my promise, all right?
1841
01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:27,700
Okay?
1842
01:41:46,100 --> 01:41:49,300
Got him a shirt. Maybe you can
give it to him when he wakes up.
1843
01:41:49,400 --> 01:41:51,000
I'd like...
1844
01:41:51,100 --> 01:41:52,600
...to stand up for you, sir.
1845
01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:54,500
No, you don't, sergeant.
1846
01:41:54,700 --> 01:41:57,065
No, I'm the one standing up for you.
1847
01:41:57,100 --> 01:41:59,600
Laura and I are looking forward
to seeing you next trip.
1848
01:41:59,700 --> 01:42:01,100
- All right, now?
- That's right.
1849
01:42:01,300 --> 01:42:03,200
All right, you hang in there.
1850
01:42:06,100 --> 01:42:07,800
Thank you.
1851
01:42:14,400 --> 01:42:15,400
Thank you.
1852
01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:20,100
David, good to see you.
1853
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:22,800
- Mr. President.
- So, what do you got for us?
1854
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:27,900
You used to love pecan pie,
Mr. President.
1855
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:30,600
I've given up sweets
since the start of the war, Rummy.
1856
01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:33,800
My personal sacrifice
to show support for our troops.
1857
01:42:33,900 --> 01:42:38,200
The best pie I've ever tasted,
Mr. President.
1858
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:43,300
So, what you're telling me, David,
comes down to nothing on nothing?
1859
01:42:43,335 --> 01:42:44,400
Frankly, we missed it...
1860
01:42:44,500 --> 01:42:47,100
...because Saddam pretended
that he had the weapons.
1861
01:42:47,900 --> 01:42:48,900
It doesn't make sense.
1862
01:42:49,000 --> 01:42:53,000
Why would he risk his life and
government by not coming clean?
1863
01:42:53,100 --> 01:42:55,300
Because I think...
1864
01:42:55,400 --> 01:42:58,300
...he didn't want his people to know
he didn't have the weapons.
1865
01:42:58,335 --> 01:43:00,800
Part of his Superman image.
1866
01:43:00,900 --> 01:43:03,600
Afraid they'd cut his throat
if they found out the truth.
1867
01:43:03,700 --> 01:43:06,300
You're saying this guy
was running a full house off a pair?
1868
01:43:06,400 --> 01:43:07,700
Come on, that's just nuts.
1869
01:43:07,800 --> 01:43:10,800
He really thought you were bluffing.
Right up to the end.
1870
01:43:10,900 --> 01:43:13,100
Me, bluff?
1871
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:17,100
How could the CIA, all our
intel people, completely muff this?
1872
01:43:18,300 --> 01:43:20,600
I told Mr. Tenet from the beginning...
1873
01:43:20,700 --> 01:43:24,800
...that things weren't panning out
the way we thought they existed.
1874
01:43:25,100 --> 01:43:26,900
And your National Security advisers...
1875
01:43:27,000 --> 01:43:30,300
...should've got into this, gotten
the details and vetted them for you.
1876
01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:32,300
Believe me, Dr. Kay...
1877
01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:34,800
...when I say we were getting
thousands of reports...
1878
01:43:34,900 --> 01:43:36,900
...and not just from you or the CIA.
1879
01:43:37,000 --> 01:43:40,100
I don't see... I don't know that
putting the blame on some...
1880
01:43:40,200 --> 01:43:44,900
Mr. President, I think we're being
overly negative in a situation...
1881
01:43:44,935 --> 01:43:48,565
...where, indeed,
we lack the metrics...
1882
01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:52,000
...to judge the overall success
of the global war on terror.
1883
01:43:52,035 --> 01:43:56,500
My office sent to you
spy satellite photos...
1884
01:43:56,600 --> 01:44:00,700
...that showed that WMDs
could be hidden in caves...
1885
01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:03,100
...that you never responded to.
1886
01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:06,800
We analyzed those photos,
Mr. Vice President...
1887
01:44:06,900 --> 01:44:11,400
...and they are actually trenches,
watering holes for cattle.
1888
01:44:11,435 --> 01:44:13,100
Not caves.
1889
01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:15,200
That's not what my people told me.
1890
01:44:15,300 --> 01:44:16,800
Vice, you grew up in Wyoming.
1891
01:44:17,000 --> 01:44:19,200
You should damn well know cattle.
1892
01:44:19,900 --> 01:44:23,300
I mean, there you go.
You fool me once, shame on you.
1893
01:44:23,335 --> 01:44:25,400
Now, fool me twice...
1894
01:44:26,500 --> 01:44:28,300
...and you can't get fooled again.
1895
01:44:33,000 --> 01:44:35,000
I'm sorry, Mr. President.
1896
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:38,500
We thought he had WMDs.
1897
01:44:39,200 --> 01:44:41,600
But we were all wrong about him.
1898
01:44:43,400 --> 01:44:45,300
And I include myself.
1899
01:44:51,200 --> 01:44:53,200
Our system...
1900
01:44:54,000 --> 01:44:56,000
...the integrity of it...
1901
01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:58,800
...has broken down completely.
1902
01:45:01,900 --> 01:45:05,800
And I have never traded access
for integrity.
1903
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:10,000
And I am obligated to resign.
1904
01:45:34,900 --> 01:45:37,000
That was some shit sandwich
he served for lunch.
1905
01:45:37,300 --> 01:45:39,500
Working on it. We can
find someone who can deliver.
1906
01:45:39,600 --> 01:45:41,800
- I don't buy it. He had those weapons.
- No doubt.
1907
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,300
But now we shift the ground.
1908
01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:45,200
Keep the focus
on freedom and democracy.
1909
01:45:45,300 --> 01:45:46,900
Rumsfeld is on another planet.
1910
01:45:47,000 --> 01:45:49,900
Sometimes I wonder.
I think he's lost it.
1911
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:51,800
- What about Iran?
- Oh, yeah.
1912
01:45:51,900 --> 01:45:54,100
Bigtime uranium-enrichment
program going on.
1913
01:45:54,200 --> 01:45:56,500
- We're on it.
- Stay on it.
1914
01:45:56,600 --> 01:45:57,600
There's something there.
1915
01:45:57,800 --> 01:45:59,500
I can feel it.
1916
01:45:59,600 --> 01:46:02,600
Kansas State and Ohio State,
a pair of top-10 teams squared off...
1917
01:46:02,700 --> 01:46:05,400
...in the Fiesta Bowl.
That was for the championship.
1918
01:46:05,435 --> 01:46:09,000
Krenzel, your MVP,
four touchdowns passing.
1919
01:46:13,100 --> 01:46:14,900
Funny thing...
1920
01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:18,200
...Poppy once said.
1921
01:46:19,800 --> 01:46:21,900
I didn't appreciate it.
1922
01:46:23,100 --> 01:46:25,300
What was that, Geo?
1923
01:46:26,900 --> 01:46:28,700
Something about:
1924
01:46:29,700 --> 01:46:32,700
"Sometimes it's better to stay
out of the barrel. "
1925
01:46:42,000 --> 01:46:44,100
These lines here...
1926
01:46:45,100 --> 01:46:48,400
...seem like they just
dug in overnight.
1927
01:46:48,800 --> 01:46:51,000
You're as handsome as ever, Geo.
1928
01:46:51,100 --> 01:46:54,000
Only makes you look
more distinguished.
1929
01:46:56,500 --> 01:47:00,300
Your favorite play is coming to town.
Why don't we get tickets?
1930
01:47:04,700 --> 01:47:06,200
Cats.
1931
01:47:06,300 --> 01:47:08,900
The Broadway company
is going to be here.
1932
01:47:09,000 --> 01:47:10,900
You wanna go?
1933
01:47:11,500 --> 01:47:13,100
Cats?
1934
01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:16,200
That's something I'd stay up late for.
Definitely.
1935
01:47:16,300 --> 01:47:18,300
I thought so.
1936
01:47:22,000 --> 01:47:23,900
You know, I don't get it.
1937
01:47:24,900 --> 01:47:28,500
All this psychobabble in the media.
1938
01:47:28,900 --> 01:47:33,000
I mean, all I wanted to do
is make this a better and safer world...
1939
01:47:33,035 --> 01:47:34,800
...for everyone.
1940
01:47:35,700 --> 01:47:37,600
There's good and there's evil.
1941
01:47:37,700 --> 01:47:42,400
And you and I and the rest of the
people in America know the difference.
1942
01:47:43,600 --> 01:47:45,000
That good ultimately wins out.
1943
01:47:49,100 --> 01:47:53,100
But you have to fight for it.
You have to fight for it.
1944
01:47:53,135 --> 01:47:57,700
People have no idea
how hard it is on us.
1945
01:47:59,600 --> 01:48:02,300
The sacrifices you've made.
1946
01:48:02,600 --> 01:48:05,700
Laura, I knew when I married you
what you were made of.
1947
01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:09,700
That same bolt of lightning
hit both of us.
1948
01:48:09,735 --> 01:48:11,600
For better or worse.
1949
01:48:11,800 --> 01:48:13,900
Mostly better.
1950
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:20,800
Since the start of the war, though...
1951
01:48:20,900 --> 01:48:24,400
...I barely have time
to run my three miles anymore.
1952
01:48:24,700 --> 01:48:25,800
My knees hurt.
1953
01:48:25,900 --> 01:48:28,300
I'm just off my pace.
1954
01:48:29,400 --> 01:48:31,500
It's been hard on me, Laura.
1955
01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:34,100
On top of everything else.
1956
01:48:34,200 --> 01:48:35,700
Well...
1957
01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:39,000
...someday the war will be over.
1958
01:48:39,300 --> 01:48:41,800
And we can have our lives back.
1959
01:48:44,600 --> 01:48:47,200
I'll get those tickets for next week.
1960
01:48:54,500 --> 01:48:57,300
- Poppy, what are you doing here?
- I used to sit in this chair.
1961
01:48:57,700 --> 01:48:59,700
Opposite Baker.
1962
01:49:01,400 --> 01:49:05,800
Got him to help pull your ass
out of the fire in Florida in 2000.
1963
01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:08,300
Don't forget that.
1964
01:49:09,700 --> 01:49:11,100
Come on. Let's go.
1965
01:49:11,200 --> 01:49:13,600
A little mano a mano.
1966
01:49:15,000 --> 01:49:17,700
- Bet you I can still whip your ass.
- What?
1967
01:49:18,200 --> 01:49:21,800
Got to admit, I scared you back then.
Still scare you, don't I?
1968
01:49:21,900 --> 01:49:25,600
I got a lot on my mind.
I don't need this, Poppy. Not now.
1969
01:49:29,900 --> 01:49:31,900
Why you being so ornery?
1970
01:49:32,000 --> 01:49:34,200
Because you disappoint me, Junior.
1971
01:49:34,300 --> 01:49:36,100
Deeply disappoint me.
1972
01:49:36,200 --> 01:49:38,900
After all these years. Still?
1973
01:49:39,000 --> 01:49:41,500
- You're still with that?
- No, no, no.
1974
01:49:41,600 --> 01:49:44,800
Not the girls or summer jobs anymore.
1975
01:49:47,200 --> 01:49:50,400
I dug myself out of the depths of hell
to stand on my own two feet...
1976
01:49:50,435 --> 01:49:53,000
...make something of myself.
And I did it on my own.
1977
01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:54,500
Think you did.
1978
01:49:54,700 --> 01:49:56,700
Yeah, well, you also wrecked it.
1979
01:49:56,800 --> 01:49:58,200
Wrecked. Wrecked what?
1980
01:49:58,300 --> 01:50:00,100
You've ruined it for us.
1981
01:50:00,200 --> 01:50:02,500
- What are you talking about?
- The Bush name.
1982
01:50:02,600 --> 01:50:03,600
Get out of my office.
1983
01:50:03,800 --> 01:50:06,300
Two hundred years of work. For Jeb.
1984
01:50:06,600 --> 01:50:08,200
Get out.
1985
01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:10,550
With this fiasco.
1986
01:50:10,585 --> 01:50:12,700
Get out of my life.
1987
01:50:12,900 --> 01:50:14,800
And that's what it is.
1988
01:50:14,900 --> 01:50:16,200
A goddamn fiasco.
1989
01:50:16,300 --> 01:50:17,500
Get out!
1990
01:50:17,900 --> 01:50:20,300
George. George.
1991
01:50:21,000 --> 01:50:22,300
Are you all right?
1992
01:50:22,500 --> 01:50:24,400
Oh, Jesus.
1993
01:50:24,500 --> 01:50:26,800
Jesus, George.
1994
01:50:31,100 --> 01:50:33,400
There's been tough weeks in Iraq.
1995
01:50:33,500 --> 01:50:35,400
But our central commitment
of the mission...
1996
01:50:35,500 --> 01:50:39,700
...is the transfer of sovereignty
back to the Iraqi people.
1997
01:50:40,700 --> 01:50:43,400
Now, we've set a deadline
for this to take place...
1998
01:50:43,500 --> 01:50:44,900
...three months from now.
1999
01:50:45,500 --> 01:50:48,800
June 30, 2004.
2000
01:50:55,200 --> 01:50:59,300
It's important that
we meet that deadline, all right?
2001
01:51:00,900 --> 01:51:03,000
The only way we can win...
2002
01:51:05,100 --> 01:51:08,700
...is to leave before the job is done.
2003
01:51:10,100 --> 01:51:11,600
Yeah.
2004
01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:13,600
I'll now take questions.
2005
01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:14,800
- Mr. President.
- Sir.
2006
01:51:14,900 --> 01:51:16,300
- Sir, sir.
- Question, sir.
2007
01:51:16,500 --> 01:51:17,900
Yeah.
2008
01:51:19,200 --> 01:51:20,500
Miss China?
2009
01:51:20,700 --> 01:51:23,100
Mr. President,
I know this is a tough question...
2010
01:51:23,200 --> 01:51:25,900
...but my viewers
would really like to know.
2011
01:51:25,935 --> 01:51:28,600
What place do you think
you'll have in history?
2012
01:51:29,000 --> 01:51:30,700
In history?
2013
01:51:31,800 --> 01:51:32,900
I don't know.
2014
01:51:33,300 --> 01:51:35,300
In history, we'll all be dead.
2015
01:51:35,800 --> 01:51:37,100
- Mr. President?
- Yeah.
2016
01:51:38,200 --> 01:51:40,700
- Mr. President?
- Yeah, John, there.
2017
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:42,700
- Thank you, sir. Mr. President.
- Yeah.
2018
01:51:42,800 --> 01:51:47,200
After 9/11, what would you say
your biggest mistakes would be...
2019
01:51:47,300 --> 01:51:49,600
...and what lessons
have you learned from them?
2020
01:51:57,600 --> 01:51:59,300
Now, I wish you would have
given me...
2021
01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:01,400
...this written question beforehand,
John...
2022
01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:05,700
...so I could prepare for it.
2023
01:52:09,100 --> 01:52:11,100
You know, I just...
2024
01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:18,600
John, I'm sure historians will say,
"Gosh," you know.
2025
01:52:18,700 --> 01:52:22,300
"I wish he could've done better,
you know, this way or that way. "
2026
01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:31,950
Something will pop into my head
here in the press conference...
2027
01:52:31,985 --> 01:52:34,900
...with all the pressure of trying
to come up with an answer...
2028
01:52:35,000 --> 01:52:36,200
...but it hasn't yet.
2029
01:52:40,000 --> 01:52:41,700
You know, I hope...
2030
01:52:42,300 --> 01:52:45,400
I don't wanna sound like
I haven't made no mistakes.
2031
01:52:45,500 --> 01:52:47,600
You know, I'm confident I have.
2032
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:49,900
It's just, I haven't...
2033
01:52:51,900 --> 01:52:54,100
You know, you really put me
on the spot here...
2034
01:52:54,200 --> 01:52:55,300
...and maybe I'm not...
2035
01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:59,100
...as quick on my feet
as I should be in coming up with one.
2036
01:53:20,900 --> 01:53:22,100
Mr. President.
2037
01:53:22,200 --> 01:53:25,000
Not now, Ari. Not now. I'm busy.
2038
01:53:34,100 --> 01:53:37,700
We're locked into a dandy, 1-1 here,
bottom of the eighth, two outs...
2039
01:53:37,800 --> 01:53:39,100
...as Spencer stands in.
2040
01:53:39,300 --> 01:53:41,000
He's 3-for-3 on the night.
2041
01:53:41,200 --> 01:53:43,700
This is the first time he's come up
with a man on base.
2042
01:53:43,900 --> 01:53:45,500
He hasn't had a chance
to do damage.
2043
01:53:45,600 --> 01:53:47,700
He'd certainly love to do some here.
2044
01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:50,700
Monroe off of first. That was
the starting pitcher by the way.
2045
01:53:50,800 --> 01:53:52,900
Jay Fletcher you just saw down
in the bullpen.
2046
01:53:53,000 --> 01:53:54,200
Woodhouse is on deck.
2047
01:53:54,300 --> 01:53:56,300
Schwartz will follow if we get that far.
2048
01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:58,600
Chavez now from the stretch.
2049
01:53:58,700 --> 01:54:00,200
And the pitch to Monroe.
2050
01:54:00,400 --> 01:54:02,900
Swinging, there's a fly ball
into right field.
2051
01:54:03,000 --> 01:54:04,300
Moving over.
2052
01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:05,800
He dives, he misses the ball.
2053
01:54:05,900 --> 01:54:08,100
Monroe rounds first.
He heads for second.
2054
01:54:08,200 --> 01:54:10,700
And here comes Spencer
around third going for home.
2055
01:54:10,900 --> 01:54:12,400
The relay to the plate is...
2056
01:54:12,600 --> 01:54:15,600
...not in time.
And Texas takes the lead, 2 to 1.